The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 13

Wasted youth and needlessly shortened life. Redskins safety Sean Taylor was shot in his home on Monday. Taylor sustained a severed artery due to a bullet wound in his leg, and despite efforts from surgeons, was unable to regain consciousness and passed away early Tuesday.

Before anyone wonders or supposes, let’s just say it. This was intentional. Taylor was targeted and the previous break in was connected. Too much smoke for there to be no fire. His home was broken into and the perpetrators left a knife on his bed. Eight days later assailants broke in again, made their way to the bedroom, broke open the door and shot. The phone lines to his house were cut before the shooting. Unless one is naïve, the evidence obviously points to the presumption that someone wanted Taylor dead. Why is unknown, and may never be.

There is much more to the story that has yet to come out, and I have no doubt the story will continue to grow as the investigation reveals more details. The only definite thing about this is the fact that this is another sad example of violence among young black men in our society. ESPN.com’s Jemele Hill penned a great piece regarding the issue this week, and I believe it should be read.

What bothers me the most about this is not the senselessness of it, which is beyond aggravating, frustrating, infuriating and sad, but the stupidity, sadness and wastefulness of it all. We gnash our teeth over athletes, such as Michael Vick, who remain close to their troubled roots and allow it to overtake their success at life, but do little for those who strive to overcome and break away. What about those, whose life is snuffed out? And what about those who find themselves the target merely because they are successful black men who rise out of the ghetto?

Sean Taylor was one of those men. He had some troubled past behind him and troubled people. But he did not want to be a part of that life any longer. He wanted a better life, not only for himself but also his girlfriend and young daughter. He wanted to be away from the users, sycophants, troublemakers and leeches that tried to tag along for his ride, or pull him down to theirs. He pulled himself away from dangerous, useless and bad people, and because they did not like his decision nor respect him as a man for living his own life and wanting a better one for his family, they killed him. His past mistakes he tried to exorcise from his life came back with a vengeance, and nothing bothers me more.

Is not the point of our country that one can rise above their station, grab the brass ring and live the American Dream? Is that not what we strive to do? Should we not cheer those who succeed at this? Why must there be those in our world who harbor nothing but jealousy, envy, hatred and anger at those who wish to better themselves and their lives? Why must they feel entitled to some of that good fortune not because they worked, strived and gave of themselves but merely because they know someone who made the sacrifices and put in the effort? Why, when they do not get their way and a shortcut to easy street, do they hold this against the successful person, to the point where it escalates to murder?

Ms. Hill’s article shows how this behavior is prominent in the culture of young black men, and George Dohrmann and Farrell Evan’s article for Sports Illustrated delved deeply into Michael Vick’s particular situation and the world of ghetto loyalty in general. But it would be too easy to mark this as a racial problem. This sort of jealousy, greed, spite, anger, hatred and envy knows no racial, cultural or societal boundaries. It affects everyone as long as we have too many people without the good life while wanting it without the effort it takes to achieve it, and as long as we live in a society that minimizes anyone who is not living the good life it glamorizes and glorifies. Until as a society, a human society, we straighten out our priorities, these problems will, unfortunately, continue unabated and possibly escalate. Too many with little tend to resent, for right or wrong, the too few with much. And when those who come from too little make it and try to break free, we see sad situations like the one that happened to Sean.

Thoughts and prayers go out to the Taylor family, his real friends and his daughter. I hope one day you all may find some peace.


Recap

The Patriots and three points are killing me. - Andy Reid after the game.

If Eagles with AJ Feeley can take the pre-crowned champs to wire, then others can as well, perhaps further. A lesson for all, kids.

Another lesson, play with pride. Eagles did, and almost got the whole enchilada.

Now, was it not said here, and by plenty of others, many weeks ago that if you pop Randy Moss a few times early on his game would disappear? What did the Eagles do? Popped Moss early and often. And what did Moss do? Hardly anything with only had 43 yards receiving and zero touchdowns.

Marc Bulger is out again with a concussion. I wonder how Rams feel about that contract. More important, I wonder how they feel about that offensive line.

A stunning comeback by the Bears scoring 17 points in 6 minutes to win the game at home over the Broncos. Devin Hester once again provided key to victory for the Bears with a punt and kickoff return for touchdowns. How many times must it be asked, why does anyone kick to him?

By the way, for his career, Hester now has 10 returns for touchdown, three short of tying the record. It could happen this season.

Because it needs to be said, Aaron Kampman is a beast.

The Packers can make any game exciting.

Kurt Warner you gotta love him and he is proving he still has something in the tank. But that was bad screw up in overtime. Kurt, get rid of the ball. The blame cannot be laid on Kurt’s shoulders, however. Why would Whisenhunt call such a dangerous play so close to their own end zone? And how do you miss a chip shot field goal at home? Or more importantly, manage the clock so poorly that you miss an opportunity to win the game outright in the waning moments. Are cardinals fearful of success?

3 of Eli Manning’s 4 intercepted balls were returned for touchdowns. I guess no one on the Giant offense wanted to soil their hands with a tackle. And the second half swoon continues.

85 manned a camera for his post touchdown celebration. Has it been so long since last he caught one that even his celebrations are as poor as his team? How sad.


Steelers 3 – Dolphins 0

I like our field, even when it's dirt. We understand what it's like, we understand the footing. It's been like this since Heinz Field was built. Obviously, all this concern is because of the Monday Night monsoon. Teams come in and complain about it, but, when you come into Heinz Field, you better bring in your big-boy cleats and be ready to go. – Brett Keisel

I suppose you could call that a game, as much as you could call that muddy, swampy quagmire a field.

This image says everything about the game. The Dolphins punt the ball away, the ball sails through the air toward the Pittsburgh end of the field. It loses momentum, plummets toward the earth and promptly sticks into the ground, point up.

What a strange night in Pittsburgh, with a torrential downpour that turned the newly laid field surface into mucky quicksand, a delay of the start for lightning and what became the lowest scoring game in the history of Monday Night Football.

As a matter of fact, the game remained scoreless until 17 seconds remained in the contest. Both teams battled for 59:43 without as much as a safety. The only other game to go longer without a score was the Giants/Lions tilt from November 7th, 1943 which ended in a 0-0 tie.

This was the second game involving the Dolphins this season in which the contest was delayed by lightning. Someone up there does not like them too much.

Although bad weather games between these teams are not uncommon. In 2004 the teams met in Miami in torrential rain caused by Hurricane Jeanne, which also pushed the start from the afternoon to the evening. Fun note about that game, it marked Roethlisberger’s 1st career start and victory as Pittsburgh came out on top 13-3.

Pittsburgh started 9 drives in or near Miami territory, and netted 3 points. Not exactly a night for offense.

Was anyone surprised by Joey Porter having a big defensive game, which included a pickoff? Nope. Although I did enjoy Hines Ward burning Joey for a quick slant reception and first down and then patting Joey on the head.

So much for the much heralded return of Ricky Williams. Honestly, did anyone else from the Dolphins come to the game? It seemed that was the only story available, other than the field conditions.

Now Ricky’s season is over, as the limited contact he encountered in the game brought on a season ending injury. At least Ricky can take solace in two words, medical marijuana.

Now, mind you, I understand the conditions were atrocious and it would be difficult for any team, even the Patriots, to find effective ways of moving the football when their feet sink a few inches into the turf on each step. That being said, the passing game needs some serious improvement. The offensive line needs to hold their blocks better, Roethlisberger needs to get the pass off faster and the receivers need to find the openings in the defense and get separation. Everyone needs to step up just a bit; otherwise we’ll see more incompletions, stalled drives and Big Ben sacks. Monday night, the Dolphins sacked Ben 5 times, making it 12 in 2 games. Imagine how bad it would be against better defenses.

Another disturbing trend is the amount of mental mistakes the team has made lately. Over the last few games more and more penalties for mental mistakes, false starts late hits holding and personal fouls, have been creeping into the action. Obviously I am not the only one who feels this to be a problem, as Mike Tomlin blew his normally cool lid after Heath Miller was called for his second penalty of the night. Pittsburgh typically is one of the more disciplined teams in the league, and the numbers at the moment hold that to be true. But the more mistakes you make, the more opportunities you give the other team.

What I Liked from Pittsburgh – Defense played physical and tough despite the conditions, Jeff Reed, the hearty, tough and loud Pittsburgh fans who braved wind, weather and a late start to watch the game in its entirety; Pittsburgh is now on a 13 win streak at home on Monday Night Football; Willie Parker’s third 1000 yard season.

What I Did Not Like from Pittsburgh – continued problem converting third downs; inability to successfully finish a drive, despite the conditions; passing game;


NFL, the alternative Universe

The league will not punish the Packers for players supposedly offering payments to teammates to achieve goals on the field. According to the NFL, the team has handled the matter internally, and no further action is required. 10 bucks said Brett just starred down Goodell until he cracked.

Tony Romo, a Wisconsin native, grew up watching Brett Favre. Like most people from the area, Romo saw Favre as his football hero. Romo, according to teammates, does a really good Favre impression. Is it wrong that I would find it hilarious to see this?
KC lineman Kyle Turley announced that he and other players will donate parts or all of their paycheck for the games played on December 23rd to help retired players. I love this, players taking care of their own. Fantastic. I hope every player jumps on board. With salaries as they are now, imagine how much good could be done in one weekend?


Upon Further Review

Every season some sportswriter or broadcaster comes up with a goofy or nonsensical phrase that catches like wildfire and suddenly everyone is using it. The more people use it, the more it seems to be accepted until one day you hear it for the umpteenth time and say, wait, that sounds moronic. This year is no exception.

Reference to this phrase has been previously made here, but now is the time to address it fully. I speak of the phrase, feed the running back. The need to stand out and be creative in an industry overrun is great, and thus catchphrases, comments and easily digestible nuggets of pseudo-wisdom are born. Plus, there also exists the need to keep viewers interested, especially in our ADD laden world. The point behind the phrase is to emphasize the need to run the football, keep the running back working, the chains moving and the clock ticking. This information is not new, every team from the beginning of time has subscribed to this method at one point or another. But repeating it could get boring for our readers and viewers, so broadcasters and writers find new ways to spice up obvious information. Thus, something as dumb as feed the running back is born.

Mind you, I do not mind the creativity. Working to improve the consumer experience and keep things interesting are what make following the sport more enjoyable. What bothers me is the absurdity of the statement as well as the lemming like way everyone has gloomed onto it. I listened to the phrase, and its many incantations, from the perspective of a first time viewer of the NFL who had no idea of the intricacies or basis of the game and this is what popped into my head.

I figured that running backs, while skilled, were just regular human beings and subsisted on normal foods. No, they subsist on footballs. Everyone seems to emphasize this point, and apparently it holds the key to victory. I figured that eating during intense physical activity would be bad for someone, but apparently not for these mythical creatures. Feeding on plastic and leather during physical exertion seems to be their key to survival. And the more they eat, the better they perform. However, I watched a contest and could not see them eating at all. This disappointed me, since I was curious as to how they ate. Did they eat the football raw, or perhaps they prepared and cooked it first. Did they prefer an elaborate setup for their meal, or did they eat on the go, like a sandwich or snack bar. And since footballs are filled with air, do they consume that first, breathing in the essence of their meal, or just let it escape upon their first bite? All I have been able to ascertain per watching these beautiful creatures is that they prefer to eat in private, without prying eyes upon them, to be able to perform their spectacular feats.

When you break down the phrase, it sounds even more absurd.


Steelers Around the World

To ease back into the outside world, the tour moves this week to the Great White North. We find ourselves in British Columbia and its capital, Vancouver. Home to over 2 million Canadians, this jewel of Canada is nestled between the Strait of Georgia and the Coast Mountains. Vancouver is the largest metropolitan area in Western Canada, the third largest in Canada and the largest city in the Pacific Northwest.

Incorporated in 1886, Vancouver for years relied upon the most traditional of Canadian industries, forestry, fishing, mining and agriculture. While these industries are still important, the city expanded its economical base, and now also touts its tourism, film and video game development industries. Vancouver has always been an important seaport as well, and is the largest found in Canada. Per year Vancouver exports more cargo than any other port in North America.

The natural beauty of Vancouver is widely espoused and sought. Multitudes of mountain vistas and seaside beauty inject the city with a splendor unknown to most metropolitan areas. One can find themselves in an urban night scene, a beach relaxation and a forest hike all in the same day. This variety of locales has allowed the Vancouver film scene to flourish, and is a popular location for many major films and television shows.

But film production and creation are not the only artistic offerings from this city. Vancouver also boasts a vibrant music scene, producing artists across the spectrum of music. A thriving theater scene and a wide variety of museums and galleries give visitors and locals a wide variety of cultural and entertainment choices.

If said people prefer a little sports for their entertainment dollar, Vancouver offers plenty for those interested parties. With its location to the ocean, mountains, lakes and rivers, Vancouver is a popular destination for outdoor recreation. Locals partake in many activities and the city’s 3,200 acres of parkland often, making Vancouver one of the thinnest cities in Canada. Mountain biking, skiing, snowboarding, swimming, hiking, boating and whitewater rafting are but a few of the many activities one can partake of in Vancouver.

For those who wish to enjoy a more passive sports experience, Vancouver has you covered as well. The city will host the 2010 Winter Olympics and the 2009 World Police and Fire games and played hose for some of the 2007 FIFA World Cup. Vancouver features Vancouver Canadians Baseball team, the Whitecaps FC soccer team, the Vancouver Canucks NHL hockey team and the British Columbia Lions Canadian football team.

The home of the Lions, BC Place Stadium, will be the host for our game. 60,000 fans fill this stadium regularly for Lions and Whitecap games. The stadium became the first domed stadium in Canada upon its construction in 1983 and will be the center of the opening and closing ceremonies for the 2010 Olympics.

The Steelers opponents for the game will be the Seattle Seahawks. When the Seahawks have what amounts to a backyard game in the home of their neighbor to the north, and still see their fans outnumbered by Steeler fans, perhaps then they can stop whining about the Super Bowl.


Idiot of the week

A guaranteed winner if the honor existed when last he roamed the NFL landscape, Ricky Williams takes the mantle this week. Now, Ricky did not win on past accomplishments, even though the list could easily garner him a few of these awards. No, this week he wins for the stupidity of rushing back into action.

Ricky has not played in an actual, full tilt NFL contest in almost two years, thanks to his preference for the sticky icky. Thus he has not felt the pain of an impact with a flying defensive player in that time. But as soon as his suspension was lifted, he rushed right into the tilt. While admirable, he showed fast how woefully unprepared he was for such punishment. Mind you, his skills were still there, you could see glimpses of them, but his body was not ready to absorb the punishment.

Now, instead of showcasing himself for the remainder of the season to interested teams as a strong, healthy and viable running back, Ricky will sit at home and continue to watch games on television. And since idle hands are the devil’s tools, no one would be surprised if Ricky’s 5th suspension for drugs would be forthcoming. Congratulations Ricky!


On Tap This Week

On a weekend in which football is as much of a tradition as turkey with trimmings, I managed to watch parts of only three games. I suppose going on vacation will do that. The worst, most of the action I did see was about as exciting as watching a field drain water. Still, overall it was not a bad week.

Last week 11-5
Season to date 115-61

And now, regular Thursday night football! Oooooh, games on three days a week, it’s like an early Christmas present.


Thursday

Green Bay (10-1) at Dallas (10-1)

Easily, the best game of the week, and the one hardly anyone will see. Thank you NFL and Cable companies for your continued stalemate! I will see it, thanks to DirecTV, but because the league and big cable continue to squabble over pennies, most of the country will not, including the capitals of Wisconsin and Texas. Anyone see something wrong with this picture? Please adjust your televisions. As for who will win this epic showdown, I must jump off, at least momentarily, the Packer train. The Dallas secondary is playing well at the moment and the Packer running game will not keep the defensive backs honest. But I would not be surprised if Favre finally breaks that 0-8 streak in Texas Stadium.

Cowboys over Packers


Sunday

Houston (5-6) at Tennessee (6-5)

The team who left versus the team who replaced them. Who can overcome their current swoon this week? I have slightly more faith in Jeff Fisher to motivate Tennessee. Just slightly.

Titans over Texans


Jacksonville (8-3) at Indianapolis (9-2)

Jacksonville plays Indy tough, and the Jags now are winning. Mind you they do not win pretty, but they win. And Indianapolis currently finds them still resembling a walking MASH unit. Jacksonville’s best chance to win in Indy may be this week. I still like Peyton, though.

Colts over Jaguars


San Diego (6-5) at Kansas City (4-7)

How can you pick, both are horribly coached and look terrible. And after getting lambasted for going for it on fourth in one, Herm Edwards will not be brave enough to make that call again. Even though it was the right call, he’ll chicken out and revert to worse coaching tactics this week. I suppose the on paper superior team will do.

Chargers over Chiefs


Atlanta (3-8) at St. Louis (2-9)

If an NFL game between two crappy teams fell in the woods, would it make a sound?

Rams over Falcons


New York Jets (2-9) at Miami (0-11)

Which would you like better, the pu pu platter or the pu pu sandwich? I’ll take the sandwich. Not as much to choke down.

Jets over Dolphins


Detroit (6-5) at Minnesota (5-6)

Minnesota plays inspired and tough. Detroit does not. They still have not figured out that whole defense thing, but Minny sure seems to have it down. Second place in the division is up for grabs. I’m going hot team.

Vikings over Lions


Tampa Bay (7-4) at New Orleans (5-6)

Tough call, as the Bucs have been playing well this season despite numerous setbacks. The same cannot be said for the New Orleans Reggie Bushes. Perhaps there’s some magic left in that ol’ Superdome, though.

Saints over Buccaneers


Seattle (7-4) at Philadelphia (5-6)

I know it’s not just me; the Eagles do perform better with McNabb on the bench. Is it psychological, or perhaps the team does not like him anymore? Not surprising, Reid is holding off a decision on McNabb’s status until he knows Donovan is 100% healthy. Wanna bet he is not ready Sunday? I do.

Eagles over Seahawks


Buffalo (5-6) at Washington (5-6)

The Bills made another change, Losman out Edwards in. Apparently, the little winning streak Edwards sent them on was not enough evidence to make the switch permanent, they needed to watch Losman fail again. The more important question, how will Washington be affected by Sean Taylor’s death? I think they will be inspired by Sean’s memory, and we’ll see some hard hits.

Redskins over Bills


San Francisco (3-8) at Carolina (4-7)

San Francisco finally jump started Frank Gore. Now, if only they could do the same with Alex Smith. Perhaps Carolina can win a home game for the first time since last year. John Fox better hope so, Bill Cowher lives right down the road and available for parties and weddings.

Panthers over 49ers


Cleveland (7-4) at Arizona (5-6)

I’d like to think Whisenhunt has something special for the Browns. He has for the other AFC North teams. But these are not the same Browns of last year. And these are starting to look less like the Cardinals of earlier this year.

Browns over Cardinals


Denver (5-6) at Oakland (3-8)

How do you throw away a 14 point lead in 5 minutes? How do you continue to kick to Devin Hester? After that embarrassment, will Shanahan still have enough anger left over for his nemesis? I am beginning to wonder, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, this game only.

Broncos over Raiders


New York Giants (7-4) at Chicago (5-6)

Ummm. It’s like a Russian roulette of shaky quarterbacks. I’ll take the one who has Devin Hester in his pocket.

Bears over Giants


Cincinnati (4-7) at Pittsburgh (8-3)

One thing that scares me about this game, the Steelers have a short week due to the Monday night game. While they have succeeded on short weeks before, this week just became even shorter thanks to playing in the muck. Will they get enough rest to keep up with the fast paced Bungle offense? Heavy work in swampy conditions makes for tired legs. Plus, losing Dan Kreider for the season never helps. The one thing in their favor, they face the Bungles this week.

Steelers over Bengals


Monday

New England (11-0) at Baltimore (4-7)

Even taking into consideration that the Ravens defense could have a game for the ages, which is possible, what would it matter? Would their offense really be able to do anything? They have enough trouble against crappy defensive teams, see the Bungles, let alone against a good one. However, if it bleeds, we can kill it.

Patriots over Ravens

The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 12

Once again, we arrive at the time of year in which families come together and break bread and share drink and stories, coming together in the warmth of love and home and give thanks for those things good in their lives and in the world. Some may say there is not much to give thanks for this year, but I believe that to be merely a pessimistic view. If one just examines their lives a little more closely and with an open mind and positive outlook, suddenly many things to be thankful for will flood into their consciousness.

I hope all are able to spend this holiday with family and friends, and share in the joys of a good meal, great company and a relaxing and enjoyable time.

Since last year I needed a cheap and easy column thanks to the short week, I threw out the cheesy concept of what I am thankful, and not thankful, for in the NFL universe. So in keeping with tradition, after all who am I to break holiday traditions, I present the Crystal Ball NFL Thanksgiving. Hopefully better than last year, but even cheesier; after all what are the holidays without cheese?


This year, in the surreal world of the NFL, I am thankful for the following….

….Turducken. What would Madden talk about on Thursday otherwise? Well, besides Brett Favre.

…..Games from now on are played three days a week. Can someone say football overdose?

….Norv Turner replacing Art Shell as the most inept coach in the league. The unintentional comedy he produces each week as he drags the team lower into the mud is priceless. Especially once you factor in Tomlinson’s post game moping.

….Finding out Travis Henry not only enjoys weed, on a Ricky Williams level, but also has 9 kids by 9 women. It still fascinates and boggles the mind.

….Ricky Williams returning to the NFL. Hello comedy gold mine.

….The Ravens and Bungles falling apart faster than Britney Spears on a bender.

….The Browns tasting success again. Clevelandites deserve as much.

….Ed Hochuli and his fabulous guns.

….Brett Favre and his bionic/fountain of youth season and showing he can still unleash a bomb to win a game, especially in overtime.

….Kevin Everett.

….Jon Kitna’s Halloween costume. Brilliant.

….Kurt Warner and his almost bionic arm and his big time guts.

….The Dolphins still pursuing history. I still think this is a bigger deal than 16-0.

….As always, DirecTV’s NFL Sunday Ticket. Although I could have stood to not have it last weekend.

….Moss and Owens shutting up and just playing the game. Amazing results when they stop running their mouths and start running routes.

….That OJ might finally go down.

….The fight and spirit of the Buffalo Bills.

….Being 7-3 after 10 weeks with a big edge in the race for the division crown.

….that we got such a damn good coach in Mike Tomlin that no one knew could be so good.

….also that he looks so much like Omar Epps. It’s like we’re coached by a football genius movie star.

….. The Patriots monster game last Sunday night kept people from talking about Pittsburgh’s terrible game Sunday afternoon.

….I am 14 points better in my picks than at this point last season, and am tied with the leaders on ESPN’s Football Expert Picks. To think they get paid to determine the winners and are no better than I.


Wait a minute.


This year, in the surreal world of the NFL, I am NOT thankful for the following….

…..I do not get paid to divinate winners. I’m just as good as the ESPN guys who manage to do this with inside knowledge. Come on!

….The Patriots sucking the joy and life out of the game. What fun is it knowing they will win big every week?

….And the Patriots have destroyed an opportunity for people to enjoy their domination. By becoming embroiled in the camera-gate issue and then turning completely unlikable, arrogant, unsportsmanlike and unapologetic, they’ve made it almost impossible for the casual fan to appreciate, and enjoy, how good they really are. We should be reveling in watching an historic team, but they make it impossible to find a shred of something redeemable for which to cheer, especially when they do not take any joy from victory.

….The Patriots, despite being punished for cheating, still may have a top 5 pick in next years draft thanks to the ineptitude of the 49ers. Like they need the help.

….That I cannot let it go when it comes to the Patriots.

….Continued lip service being played regarding concussions and disability benefits. Come on NFL, you are better than this, let’s see some action.

…..The game keeps getting overshadowed by the troublemaking of a few bad apples.

….Michael Vick and his sordid tale. Although I am thankful he seems to finally understand and accept responsibility for his actions.

….Andy Reid’s family issues.

….Everyone quick on the draw to condemn Reid and his parenting.

….Trent Green and his concussed head.

….Monday Night Football continuing the asinine celebrity interviews.

….Then banning Jimmy Kimmel from appearing on Monday Night Football because he refused to be bland or stand in awe of perceived sacred cows.

….The suit trend has not caught on with more coaches.

….It’s week 12 and I still have not seen Kyle Orton starting.

….Fewer Peyton Manning commercials this year.

….Still no movement, nor even a peep, from the League regarding the Super Bust.

….Don Shula’s cranky bitterness at the potential of his undefeated season no longer being singular. Get over it.

…..I am not the only one with an NFL column too lazy/uncreative to use this concept.


Recap

Maurice Jones-Drew taught Shawne Merriman a valuable lesson. Dynamite comes in small packages.

I have yet to see a stranger sequence than Cleveland’s game tying, ruled no good, improbably ruled good field goal, bring the teams back to the field for overtime victory. Just an amazing turn of events that has been discussed all week. Except in Baltimore.

I liked Cleveland’s improbable win, but one fact has been overlooked. That is two weeks in a row in which they had the game and let the other team off the hook. It cost them in Pittsburgh, but they salvaged things, miraculously, in Baltimore. They need to learn how to finish.

Hey Ray Ray, that is another division opponent that came to Baltimore. How’d that one work out? By the way, what’s your division record again? Oh yeah, 0-5. Nice.

Favre is making it look easy.

So is Tony Romo. I like his improvisation skills. On 3rd and 4 he took a bad snap in shotgun formation and the ball went sailing over his head. Tony, quick as a jackrabbit, turned heel, tracked down the ball, scooped it up, set himself, and with pressure coming threw a dart to Owens for the first down. Smooth.

I told you Whisenhunt would know what to do versus the Bungles.

McNabb suffered a bad injury to the thumb of his throwing hand as the Eagles struggled with the Dolphins. Think he’ll be an Eagle next season?

Moss and Owens seem to be in a personal touchdown battle at this point. I wonder what will happen when a winner is declared.

I know missing Marvin Harrison and Tony Ugoh hurts, but they cannot be the only reason the Colt offense suddenly looks so pedestrian, and mortal.

I figured it out. Adam Vinatieri is not doing a Vanderjagt impression. Bill “Dr. Evil” Belichick traveled back in time and stole his mojo. Quick, someone tell Vinatieri he had his mojo all along.

Despite a miraculous comeback, Priest Holmes suffered another neck injury Sunday, and is expected to retire. Priest, what you did to come back was nothing sort of amazing. But leaving the game now, while you can, is perhaps even more noble and prudent. We wish you well.


Jets 19 – Steelers 16

''We've got to come out and play Steelers football. I don't feel we did that today. They were probably the more physical team. I think it showed.'' – Ben Roethlisberger

That says it all. But there are a few more things I’d like to add about the embarrassment on Sunday afternoon.

First, this bothered me because it was not a team that had a bad stretch and is coming on, or one led by a former coach. No, this was a crappy team, one they should have beaten handily. And if you cannot beat the teams you are supposed to, then you cannot be taken seriously as a championship contender.

Second, why are they so hot at home, as they were in the Baltimore game, and so cold on the road? So far this season they are 2-3 away from Heinz Field. This does not bode well with three remaining road games scheduled, and one against the Patriots.

And third, what was wrong with the team where they looked so inept in every aspect of the game?

They allowed Thomas Jones grind the defense for 117 yards rushing, something no one had done over the past 34 games? They could not score a touchdown more than once despite repeated trips to the red zone. Willie Parker could only muster 52 yards on the ground, and half the time had trouble keeping his own feet under him. The line allowed Roethlisberger to be sacked seven times. When they did force a turnover, all they did was cough the ball back up again. They got fooled and smoked on the second play of the game by a flea flicker. They made multiple mental errors that lead to penalties that kept Jet drives alive. When they did not extend drives through penalties, they played soft and allowed the Jet offense to march up the field almost unmolested.

"Over the course of 16 games, you're bound to have one bad game." – Hines Ward

Hines makes a point, but this is the third bad game, and possibly fourth if you count getting behind early against Cleveland last week. What bothers me most about this statement is the simple fact that good teams overcome mistakes and bad games, especially against sub par teams.

I hope I do not see a trend developing.

What I liked from Pittsburgh: Townsend’s interception, Holmes’ catch off a Ward deflection and there is always next week.

What I did not like from Pittsburgh: The offensive line play and protection; allowing the Jets to travel 76 yards in 2 minutes to tie the game; special teams breakdowns; the running game; the run defense; Polamalu and Holmes suffering significant injuries that will keep them out this week and perhaps longer and pretty much everything else.


NFL, the alternative Universe

"We are going to come to work and we are going to be thankful that we have an opportunity to do so." – Steeler coach Mike Tomlin when asked how he would handle Thanksgiving with the team.

Kevin Everett was released from hospital last week and moved home to continue his rehabilitation. Before the game on Sunday night, the Bills played a taped message from Everett for the team and fans.

"How are you doing Buffalo? This is Kevin Everett. I just want to say, 'Come on, let's beat the Patriots.'”

It was not enough to overcome the mighty Patriot machine, but it still may be best story of the year seeing him come back from paralysis.

It turns out that no one knows the extent and type of injury Larry Johnson sustained to his foot because Larry wishes to keep it a secret. I’m still not sure how that helps his rehab and return, but I guess Larry would know more than I.

The Packers are under investigation by the NFL on a suspicion that players offered payments to teammates to achieve goals on the field. According to reports, the defensive backs offered the defensive linemen $500 each to keep Adrian Peterson under 100 yards and another $500 each to keep the Panthers under 60 yards rushing as a team.

This sort of bonus fraternization is prohibited by the NFL and could mean serious trouble. This sounds more like sour grapes than anything. Considering how much these gentlemen make in a year, $500 is mere pocket change and I doubt would motivate any of them to tie their shoes.

New Jersey lawmakers are urging an investigation, and Giants Stadium officials are increasing security, over rowdy Jet fans. Apparently, but to no surprise, drunken fans gather during halftime of games on a ramp and urge women to flash their breasts. On occasion, one will oblige bringing cheers from the crowd. Ok, I agree this is not the appropriate venue for such behavior. But do we really need state government investigations because a few liquored up fans are clamoring for a flash of titty? The solution is simple, folks. When they start up, and here’s a clue it’s at halftime, go break up the rowdy festivities and toss the troublemakers. Problem solved.

Michael Vick surrendered to authorities three weeks before his sentencing. Vick turned in himself in anticipation of a prison term to come during the sentencing. I have said much about Vick, but I will say this. No matter how deplorable his actions were, he is now taking full responsibility for them. It does not justify them or clear him of anything, but at least he is stepping up to take the punishment. I can find a redeeming quality and an ounce of hope for him in that.


Upon Further Review

A leader able to ascertain the weaknesses of his or her charges, admit to them and work to eliminate them is a leader ready to win and succeed.

Mike Tomlin is such a leader. This week he has sugarcoated nothing and exposed the warts of his team, baring them for the world, and more pointedly, for the team to see. He has put the onus to win where it belongs, on the team itself. He has pulled no punches in stating exactly what is wrong, and what the team needs to do to become great.

In his weekly press conference, Tomlin listed the key priorities of the team in moving forward toward a successful season.

"If we are going to be a good offensive team we've got to be able to get first down in critical junctures of the game, in the last five minutes of the game, is definitely one of them."

"If we are going to be a great offense, we've got to score touchdowns as opposed to field goals in red zone situation."

"When we touch balls we've got to catch them." – referring to defensive touches and opportunities for interceptions. Pittsburgh is tied for last in the AFC with eight interceptions on the season.

"You change the face of two-minute football when you tackle people in bounds. And we didn't do a good enough job of that toward the end of regulation on Sunday."

"I don't hope it is a one-game thing, I expect it to be a one-game thing." – referring to the poor tacking displayed by the team on Sunday.

"The reality is that if we are going to be a good football team we need to kick the ball away, we've got be able to run down, cover it and tackle people, on or inside the 20. That's what good teams do."

Tomlin has shown amazing growth and acumen for a job he has not held for a year. His assessments of personnel and situations have been remarkably good for someone learning on the job the difficult task of leading 53 men and numerous coaches and staff to victory every week. He still has a ways to go, but with the ability to break down and address problems, objectively analyze situations, expose weaknesses and correct them and keep each player motivated not only when things are going well but also when things are going poorly, I imagine we see him up for coach of the year in the not to distant future, possibly the same year he hoists his first Lombardi Trophy as a head coach.

Does anyone pick better coaches than the Rooney’s?


Steelers Around the World

This week, the Steelers return home for some down home Thanksgiving turkey and trimmings. I think at this point they have earned a holiday at home with family and loved ones. All that world travel tends to take it out on one. But still, even in this odd season where they will play less than 16 games, they do need to squeeze one in, so what better place than home.

As any football fan knows, the Steelers call Pittsburgh home, and have since 1933. Known for decades as a steel city, Pittsburgh earned a reputation as a hard city filled with blue collar men and women of good stock and a tough but fair demeanor. While the city still calls itself home to these people, its steel industry has been replaced by a multitude of other companies. Pittsburgh is now known more as a home to healthcare, education, technology and financial companies and industries and is a hub of robotics as well. The city has strived to reinvent itself, while keeping its small town feeling in a big city atmosphere.

The city has thrived during its renaissance, becoming a beautiful gem nestled in the Allegheny Mountains. Thanks in large part to its low cost of living, economic opportunities, education, transportation, medical infrastructure and the natural beauty that surrounds and spreads throughout the city, Pittsburgh consistently ranks high in multiple livability surveys. In 2007, Pittsburgh was named “America’s most livable city” by Places Rated Almanac.

Many see Pittsburgh as a big sports town, and while this is true the city does offer many other arts and cultural fare for the non sports inclined. Pittsburgh houses the Andy Warhol Museum, who was a native son of the city, the Carnegie Museum of Art, the Carnegie Museum of Natural History and the Art Gardens of Pittsburgh. The city also boasts a symphony, opera and Ballet Company for those inclined for more artistic fare. If one is looking for architectural beauty, the skyline of Pittsburgh is one of the most unique and beautiful in the country. If one wishes for something more amazing, Frank Lloyd Wright’s Fallingwater is a short drive southeast of the city itself. The film and television community of Pittsburgh also thrives, providing a home for a multitude of talented and creative professionals and locations for numerous movies, television shows and commercials, most notably Gung Ho, Night of the Living Dead, Dogma and Silence of the Lambs.

But for those wishing for sports, Pittsburgh is a haven. Home to three professional teams, Pittsburgh has long been steeped in sports lore and heroes. The list of native Pittsburgh sports heroes, and those transplanted to the area, reads like a hall of fame roster. Joe Namath, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, Mike Ditka, Johnny Unitas, Jim Kelly, Marc Bulger, Randy White, Russ Grimm, Mercury Morris, Jason Taylor, Tony Dorsett and Ty Law just scratch the surface, and just with football. Expanding past football, such stars and coaches as Ken Griffey Jr. and Sr., Honus Wagner, Curt Shilling, George Karl, Marvin Lewis, Mike Ditka, Mike McCarthy, Bill Cowher, Barry Alvarez, Chuck Knox, Terry Francona, Chuck Daly, Ken Macha, Dick Nolan, Chuck Tanner, Jim Leyland and Arnold Palmer have all called Pittsburgh home. City of Champions indeed.

One interesting fact about Pittsburgh is that it is the only city in which all of their professional teams share the same colors, black and gold. The Penguins switched to a different shade of gold than the Pirates and Steelers, and red plays a role in the Pirates uniforms now, but all three still take their respective fields of play in those colors. The color combination of black and gold is also the unofficial colors of the city itself. The police and fire departments use this color scheme, and black and gold are the most dominant colors on the city’s flag and seal. No other city can boast such unity, and it helps foster a united community that makes Pittsburgh so unique and livable.

Stationed on the banks of the Allegheny River, Heinz field will see its first action this strange season. Host to the Pittsburgh Panthers collegiate team as well as numerous high school playoff and championship games, Heinz Field opened its doors in 2001 to raucous celebration, fanfare and critical acclaim. Seating 64,450 rabid Steeler fans, Heinz Field meshes seamlessly the architectural beauty of the stadium with the surrounding city and landscape.

For this homecoming of sorts, no opponent would suffice but Pittsburgh’s oldest rival, the once again relevant Cleveland Browns.


Idiot of the week

The distinctive honor of weekly idiot falls to Baltimore coach Brian Billick. Now, Billick could have easily garnered the title for his horrible game management Sunday. Seriously, you have the ball on 2nd and 1 with 38 seconds left and 1 time out. Why did you pass twice, both incompletions, and then kick the field goal, leaving Cleveland with 31 seconds remaining and an opportunity for the craziest finish to a game all season? All you had to do was run, run, call a timeout and kick the field goal, game over. But I digress.

Yes, Billick could have won for that performance alone. But what truly pushed him over the top was filing a report with the NFL regarding the conclusion of the game. Mind you, by the rule book Billick does have a complaint. The call on the field was a failed field goal, and since field goal attempts cannot be reviewed that call should have stood, no matter how screwed up it would have been. The officials conferred far too long, but did get the correct call. By now Billick should have seen multiple shots of the kick, and knows this to be true. But since he failed to snag victory, he wants to complain about it.

"We'll lodge the normal concerns we had not only with the way the end of the game was administered, but also a couple of calls leading up to that and let the appropriate people handle it. For us, it's a matter of moving on. Very disappointed, surely as unique a circumstance as I've ever been a part of.”

Billick, if you wanted to move on, you would not be complaining. And if you really wanted to lodge a report and complaint with the league, how about they investigate just how in the heck you managed to capture the title of offensive genius. Sounds like sour grapes and an infantile temper tantrum from a man mad he screwed up and wishing to place blame for a loss any place but where it belongs, squarely on his own shoulders.


On Tap This Week

No satisfaction, no victory in the Meadowlands, no winning the week. Yeesh how crappy can one week get?

Last week 13-3
Season to date 104-56

Ok, not entirely crappy but still nothing to smile about. Thank goodness for Turkey day, and more importantly, Turkey day Football!!!!


Thursday

Green Bay (9-1) at Detroit (6-4)

Sorry Detroit, I know this is the first Thanksgiving Day game in a long time in which you were relevant, but that matters not this year. This season it’s all about the Brett and his magic. Next stop for the Packer Express, Ford Field.

Packers over Lions


New York Jets (2-8) at Dallas (9-1)

Something tells me Dallas will not be overlooking a crappy team.

Cowboys over Jets


Indianapolis (8-2) at Atlanta (3-7)

Even with their currently anemic offense, the Colts still have more than enough to put away Atlanta. How many people at the NFL Network sat at their desks this week, sobbing about what a game this might have been to open their broadcast schedule if it were not for Michael Vick and his atrocious actions? We’ll know Thursday if Rich Eisen appears puffy eyed on camera.

Colts over Falcons


Sunday

Denver (5-5) at Chicago (4-6)

The toughest call to make all week, I think. Denver looks to be coming on strong, and the Bears are weak and still rely on Rex Grossman. I have more faith in the road team on this one for some reason. I think whomever I pick will turn out to be wrong, so why not go with the gut.

Broncos over Bears


Tennessee (6-4) at Cincinnati (3-7)

Ok, the Titans lost, but Vince Young flashed some incredible potential. If he can just avoid the turnovers, he’ll be fine. Luckily, he gets to play against a mess of a team this week known as the Bungles. Potential, meet opportunity.

Titans over Bengals


Houston (5-5) at Cleveland (6-4)

This could be a good game against two up and coming teams. I give Cleveland the edge based on the thrilling victory last week to keep them pumped and the Dawg Pound.

Browns over Texans


Oakland (2-8) at Kansas City (4-6)

No Larry Johnson and No Priest Holmes, thinks keep degrading for the Chiefs. At least they get the salve known as Oakland this week.

Chiefs over Raiders


Seattle (6-4) at St. Louis (2-8)

No running game, no problem. Hasselbeck through the air for victory is the new Seattle mantra. Even with Matt banged up a bit; I think they can pull off one on the Rams. But if the Rams are returning to competency, they could beat the depleted Seahawks. Definitely competitive, but I think the Seahawk defense keeps the St. Louis at bay just enough.

Seahawks over Rams


Washington (5-5) at Tampa Bay (6-4)

Washington seems to have much trouble finishing out games. They had opportunity last week for the upset, but could not capitalize. Tampa Bay has quietly put together a decent season, and control of the NFC South. I think they maintain both.

Buccaneers over Redskins


New Orleans (4-6) at Carolina (4-6)

Tough call to say the least and both teams have burned me this year. But New Orleans has a bit more to offer on the table than Carolina. A tough call, but I think I’ll take the road team. It could mean playoff position.

Saints over Panthers


Buffalo (5-5) at Jacksonville (7-3)

Buffalo tries so hard. They do so much with so little, but it is difficult when you go against teams with much more. As they do again this week.

Jaguars over Bills


Minnesota (4-6) at New York Giants (7-3)

I’m still not buying into the Giant juggernaut, but I do believe them better than the Vikings, even if Chester Taylor is tearing it up.

Giants over Vikings


San Francisco (2-8) at Arizona (5-5)

The team tabbed to win the NFC West versus the team that just may win it. Ken Whisenhunt flexes his football acumen once again.

Cardinals over 49ers


Baltimore (4-6) at San Diego (5-5)

Honestly, I do not like either team. Baltimore is not the same team as last year and San Diego seems to have no desire to win. I guess home field and travel issues will play a part. Sure, why not.

Chargers over Ravens


Philadelphia (5-5) at New England (10-0)

If Tom Brady can throw 7 touchdowns against a scrappy team that tries, imagine what he can do against a team that looks as though it has already given up. And has trouble with the Dolphins to boot. McNabb’s injured thumb will make no difference.

Patriots over Eagles


Monday

Miami (0-10) at Pittsburgh (7-3)

Joey Porter returns to Pittsburgh. Ricky Williams returns to the NFL. A certain team clad in black and gold had dang well better return to the win column. I better see a complete game this week, and not the complete train wreck from last week or I may have a conniption fit. Yeah, I know Polamalu and Holmes are out, and could be for a few weeks. So what? Suck it up and toughen up. Tomlin laid down the law this week and made protecting Roethlisberger a top priority. Good call. The man can’t complete a pass with his face driven into the turf.

Steelers over Dolphins

The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 11

I know it seems weird, but it happened. The entire weekend of football went off without the Patriots playing. And you know what? People still enjoyed the games, still had fun supporting their teams. Fans managed to leave the house and not stay in the dark curled up in the fetal position.

The football world continued to revolve without them. And the entire world, for that matter, continued to turn. I guess they are not the center of the universe after all.

But the networks understood that while we did hold it together, things could unravel fast if everyone did not get their fix of the Pats. So thankfully they moved their tilt with Buffalo to Sunday night. My life is complete again with the Patriots in primetime. Hallelujah!


Recap

The Packers impressively shut out Minnesota and shut down Peterson.

Could Ryan Grant be something for the Pack? Are they developing a running game?

Adrian Peterson tore his LCL during the game. No surgery will be required but he will miss at least one and potentially four games.

The Rams ruined their season. Much like the Raiders last year, now they are not historic or noteworthy, just another crappy team. For shame, Rams.

Well, so much for that New Orleans winning streak.

Hopefully the Dolphins will pay attention to history.

How about the Bills coming from behind and coming through on the road? Amazing what they are doing with nothing. If it were not for the AFC south, the Bills could be in serious discussion as a wild card. As of now, they are considered a bubble team. The Buffalo Bills, the little team that could.

The Giants need to lose those red alternate jerseys. They look awful.

Explain to me how one gets two delays of game penalties playing at home? Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the show as the Giants begin their annual second half collapse. If they do, no one can blame this collapse on Tiki.

Was the Griese injury a blessing in disguise? Rex Grossman was able to play a different role, that of hero with the 59 yard bomb for a touchdown to take the lead late against the Raiders. It took me a few minutes to really absorb that it was Rex Grossman who did that.

The Bears still should be starting Orton. Do not deny the neck beard!

Josh McCown, on the other hand, was just awful. He had barely over 100 yards of passing on the day. Not to tell you your job, Kiffin, but perhaps it’s time to start Russell. Don’t give me that look Lane, respect your elders!

One thing I did notice, the Raiders receivers are lazy and uninspired. During one play late, McCown was scrambling and buying time, doing whatever he could to keep the play alive. During this, his receivers jogged around and none worked hard to get separation or get open. No wonder they lose.

The 2007 Oakland Raiders: new coach, new attitude, new year, new talent, still same old losing Raiders.

Cincy had 7 trips into the Baltimore red zone and came away with 7 field goals. The longest was 35 yards. Yeah, that’ll get it done against good teams.

Hey Ray Ray, you had your 1st division guest come to Baltimore, just as you requested. How did that work out for you? Not so good? Awww, that’s awful. Now Baltimore is 0-4 in division play. By the way, McNair looked as fabulous Sunday as he did the previous Monday. You must be so proud.

Cincinnati has a total of 3 wins this season. Two of them came against Baltimore.

Arizona had a three game skid and now sits at 4-5 and is only a game out of first in their division. The NFC West sucks.

For that matter, so does the AFC West. Denver and KC are both 4-5, tied for second and within striking distance of the uninspiring, and 5-4, Chargers.

Buffalo and KC both scored safeties last weekend.

-18 yards rushing will not make a Lion go far.


Pittsburgh 31 – Browns 28

Oh, it was hat I’ve always wanted, Pittsburgh to win a game from behind through the air.

Even though they were down 15 at one point, they came back and won it. Biggest come from behind victory all season, tied with Cleveland’s the week before versus Seahawks.

Now, did I not tell you about Ben? And hey, look, they won and he had over 31 attempts through the air. Who’d have thought? He displayed that internal drive to prove the naysayers wrong. Me likey big time!

The defense gave up a total of 163 yards of offense to the Browns, who had been averaging much more than that previously. If only they could have kept the return yardage the same. Boy the kickoff and punt coverage sucked.

Hmmm, 3 weeks, 3 division opponents, 3 monster games to determine the outcome of the AFC North. 3 wins.

However, things did not start off so cheery. The Browns jumped on Pittsburgh with an 8:55 minute, 16 play opening drive spanning 71 yards and culminating in a touchdown. What the hell?

Funny how your perception over 6 days can change from overlooked to overrated.

On the first big Browns return, Alan Rossum should not have played slap fight but knocked dude out of bounds. It might have kept him from returning to the 4.

Defense overall did well, but I noticed a few bad things early in the game. Specifically, if you are going to big blitz, the defense must get to the quarterback before he makes the pass and converts 3rd down. That is the key to big blitzing. That’s a tip kids, write it down.

However, in the second half the defense stepped up and put clamps on Cleveland.

The Browns for their part wilted when it mattered most. 0 1st downs in the third quarter and a total of 2 in the second half.

Cleveland made tons of mental mistakes to implode. All through the second half they held more, made small errors more often, and missed catches, routes and holes up front. They played less in their own head and became more emotional, escalating their self destruction.

Big Ben was fabulous reading the defense on his 30 yard touchdown run. But t he real key to that score was the fantastic downfield block applied by Hines Ward. He misses that and Ben goes down at the 5.

The call for the two point conversion was a good one. Getting one point would have done nothing and not getting any points would have made little difference. This move gave the Steelers a 3 point lead and breathing room.

However, the special teams then shot themselves in the foot by allowing a 100 yard touchdown return on the ensuing kickoff. Is there no one who can shed a block and make a tackle?

The follow up drive was spectacular. Big Ben calmly led them down the field for the decisive score, even picking up a crucial first down by scrambling for yardage. Heath Miller surprised me by holding onto that bullet in the end zone with one hand. Surprised Crennel as well, as the Cleveland coach wasted two timeouts that would haunt him later in a failed effort to get the call overturned.

Despite the offensive heroics, the team almost did not hold on long enough to negate a Cleveland comeback. Cleveland ran the return back to past midfield, but continued their meltdown with a backbreaking blocking penalty. Derek Anderson still managed to get the team into field goal range. Mercifully, it was into the open end of the stadium, and from 54 yards, and the wind kept it from crossing the goal posts.

Unfortunately, the Browns showed they can be big babies by starting a fight on a kneel down on the last snap. Come on guys. You fought hard and came up a few yards short. Show some class, you earned respect today.

Tomlin said afterwards that they did not win on style. Agreed, but I’ll take the victory just the same.

Roethlisberger said after the game he was proud of the entire team for stepping it up when it mattered. Even kick off coverage?

Roethlisberger also jokingly thanked Willie Parker after the game for teaching him how to be fast. I don’t know if that was true (I didn’t see fast in his lumbering) but he could thank him for teaching him how to find the end zone and avoid the costly tackle.

Ben’s numbers on the day were 23/34 for 278, 2 touchdowns and 1 interception.

Fast Willie had a big game too, quietly recording his 6th 100 yard game of the season.

Boomer Esiason called Pittsburgh afterwards a better overall team than Indianapolis. While that remains to be seen, I did enjoy the accolades.


Chargers 23 – Colts 21

You knew this would be a screwy night when viewers saw rain in San Diego.

The Chargers started the game with a kick return for a touchdown. This continued the trend of special team breakdowns noted previously.

Peyton Manning uncharacteristically started his night with 2 Interceptions on the first two Colt drives. Think he might be rattled without Clark and Harrison?

Manning had 6 Interceptions total for the game including 4 within the first 20 minutes. For a moment, I wondered if Eli snuck into the Colts locker room.

By Crom! The fast rising Antonio Cromartie had 3 interceptions, including a wicked one handed number.

Darren Sproles added a punt return for a touchdown to his already stellar evening.

The Chargers, despite their big point production, only managed to score 11 offensive points. 12 came off of returns thanks to the magnificent performance by Sproles. If the Colts coverage was merely half decent, then this would have been another Indy victory.

Just for the heck of it, tell me why again was Rivers picked over Eli, Ben and Drew Brees? Well, of course it must be his stellar instincts. What else could it be? It has to be that. You need a quarterback who is dumb enough to throw a jump ball into triple coverage in the end zone with no concern for the consequences. You need a quarterback with that kind of guts. Yes, sarcasm lives.

Peyton had no one to throw to, barely knew anyone blocking for him and screwed up royally. Yet the Colts still almost won. They lost two o-linemen and Dwight Freeney during the game. Injury wise things are getting a might tough down Indy way.

The Colts kept chipping away and chipping away. First a touchdown, then a touchdown and a two point conversion, then the defense chipped in with another touchdown. Indianapolis showed their resiliency despite numerous setbacks and injuries. They had the Chargers on their heels all through the second half.

Because it needs said again, Norv Turner sucks.

The false start call on the Colts on 4th and 1 total BS. Too much of the last two minutes of the game were played through the officials. First they took forever with spotting the ball, even though that was a good call. The initial spot was bad, and correcting it was proper. However, it did not need to take that long to figure out where is should go. All this did was give the Charger defense, which at that point were ready to cave, a chance to regroup.

Dungy for his part added to the screwed up situation, and his call to try to get the Chargers to jump offside with a hard count was stupid. Even more so was wasting a time out to argue the false start penalty. Watching a Rare Dungy miscue just added to the overall screwiness of the affair, which turned out to be quite screwy.

The bottom line is the Chargers got lucky. Peyton had a rare horrible game, and dug himself into a deep hole, but he managed to climb out of it. The Chargers did little to nothing to either stop Manning and the Colts or capitalize on their stunning first half. Manning did everything he needed to overcome his own mistakes, and almost accomplished it, only to watch Mr. Clutch screw it up at the end.

By the way, great Vanderjagt impression you had Vinatieri.


Seahawks 24 – 49ers 0

Yeah, I actually finished a Harry Potter book during the game. The book provided far more entertainment and left me disappointed when I realized I finished the book before the game ended. This forced me to actually have to watch some of this, I guess you could call it, contest. It ended, there you go.

One note though, condolences go out to coach Mike Nolan and his family, who lost their patriarch last week. Dick Nolan was a long time staple in the NFL, both as a player and later as a coach and head coach. Nolan the senior was once the head coach of the 49ers, much like his son now. Mike, upon entering the NFL, petitioned the league to allow him to wear a suit on the sidelines. Nolan did this to honor his father.

“My father always projected an image of authority, and I wanted to honor him – the way he lived his life and his whole career as a coach.”

Keep working to turn around those Niners, and being the man you already are, and you’ll do just fine in honoring him, Mike.


NFL, the alternative Universe

The NFL instituted policy that calls for ejection of a player to delivers helmet to helmet hits. Good call, but merely a start. How about better head protection in the first place?

NFL Players Union is working hard to get Commissioner Goodell to reduce Pacman Jones’ suspension to 10 games. They feel it is quite severe, especially compared to other suspensions along a similar vein. Hey guys, Jones has been arrested 6 times since he was drafted in April of 2005. And some of those cases are still open and pending. Have you ever heard of the axiom; the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few? Instead of concentrating so much effort on lessening the punishment of one bad apple, a punishment he needs to serve, how about working to help the majority of the players in the union, the ones who do not get into fights at strip clubs. How about using that union muscle to force the NFL to make the use of anti-concussion helmets mandatory? Or perhaps you could make it easier for retired players to get the health care funds they need, and possibly more funds than before? Think maybe these would be efforts better suited of your time and resources than getting one troublemaker who obviously does not appreciate his good fortune of playing football for a living back on the field? Possibly?

In more Pacman news, Jones submitted a plea deal in his Las Vegas case that was accepted. Jones will plead no contest and provide testimony in the ongoing case, and his felony charges will be reduced to a gross misdemeanor. Gross indeed.

The Juice is stacked up at the line, I don’t know how he’s gonna break out of this one folks.

The NFL, in their infinite wisdom, decided to reinstate hemp aficionado and part time running back Ricky Williams to the league. The Dolphins have not decided what to do with their new offensive windfall, but a combination of Williams and Beck would be unstoppable! Everyone, raise your bong in celebration!

Williams’ first potential game could come on November 26th, the Dolphins Monday Night game in Pittsburgh. And I thought Joey Porter’s return would be the big story!


Upon Further Review

There is a dangerous trend occurring in the NFL. Too many running backs, receivers and return men are getting too cute with the ball. Specifically, they slow up or change direction while running up the field. Obviously, this is done in attempts to gain additional yardage or shake the incoming defender and sail to the end zone and a Sportscenter highlight.

The problem however is that all this really does is benefit the defenders. By slowing down or pausing momentarily to change direction, the ball carrier loses momentum. Without this momentum, they have no force on the moment of impact. This allows the defender to more easily tackle said ball carrier without having to absorb force of contact from the ball carrier. And by losing momentum, the ball carrier also gives the defenders, also running at full speed, a better chance at catching them and making a successful tackle. Also by being able to close the distance faster, the defender can make an attempt at knocking the ball away and recovering a fumble.

All ball carriers would be better served by turning straight up the field, lowering their heads and allowing their momentum and force to help them plow through oncoming defenders who have not had a chance to square up and make a solid tackle. On the run, most defenders are only able to get a hand or arm in the path of a ball carrier running at full speed. The faster, and harder, the ball carrier is running, the less chance defenders have at making a successful tackle.

Coaches, I implore upon your professional experience and skills as instructors. Start teaching these men to pay attention to their fundamentals. Square their shoulders aim themselves toward the end zone and learn to not just take, but deliver a hit. They would be better served in the long run, their teams better off in the long run, and they would have a better chance at capturing that singular Sportscenter glory they so desperately crave.


Steelers Around the World

This week, our caravan stops for a game in the capital of Egypt, Cairo. Founded in 969, Cairo is nestled on the banks of the Nile River. As the hub of education for Egypt and the Arab world, the city houses many institutions of higher learning and is often a destination for research and study.

The ancient beauty of Cairo currently suffers the typical growing pains of an expanding city. In recent years, the city has suffered from housing shortages to increased pollution and lowered air quality. However, as the jewel it is, many are working to improve these problems and allow Cairo to expand further, reclaiming additional desert land and turning it into inhabitable splendor.

When visiting this land, one of course would be drawn to the pyramids. In search of these wonders of the ancient world, one need only travel west of the suburb of Giza. There an interested traveler would find three large pyramids, including the Great Pyramid of Giza. If said traveler ventured south of modern Cairo, more wonders would find the location of the ancient city of Memphis and the adjoining necropolis of Saqqara. For the historians, these were both predecessors of Cairo.

Cairo sports fans find their pleasure in the game of soccer. Cairo houses several national and regional teams that compete throughout the country and region.

For our purposes, we will find the teams take the field at Cairo International Stadium. This complex, built in 1960, boasts itself as the largest stadium in Cairo, Egypt, Africa and the Middle East and one of the largest in the world, and it backs up that boast. Cairo International Stadium has a capacity seating of 74,100, but those numbers climb the larger the event with a rumor it once held over 120,000 for soccer. This could be one of the last events for Cairo International Stadium, as it makes way for the new Borg El Arab Stadium that opened this year.

To bring the NFL to Egypt, and send Cairo International Stadium out in style, the Steelers will face off against the Dallas Cowboys. The Boys play in warmer temperatures already in Texas, and a match up of two teams that have faced each other in the Super Bowl three times would bring out all the casual fans as well as bring a piece of NFL history to Cairo. A marquee match up helps sell tickets around the world.


Super Bust Watch

With the season past the halfway mark, the time has come to check the progress of our entrants into the Super bust.

The Patriots have done everything possible to avoid the embarrassment of the Super Bust. They come out of their bye week at 9-0 to face the 5-4 Bills this week in a march toward perfection and a championship. While their Herculean efforts thus far have been stellar, and their record impeccable, they only need to slip up once when the playoffs begin to find themselves in Vegas the weekend before the Super Bowl. So far, though, they look to sidestep that particular road trip.

The Saints, on the other hand, started off the season looking to lock up their position in the Super Bust before Thanksgiving. Blasting out of the gate at 0-4, New Orleans then damaged their position by going on a four game winning streak and pulled near the top of the weakened NFC South. While a loss to the Rams helped inch them closer to Vegas, they still have seven games to go and could qualify for the playoffs, putting their goal to reach the Super Bust in jeopardy.

More importantly, there has been no news from NFL headquarters regarding the game itself. Considering the marketing opportunities, income, fan interest, untapped market for professional sports Vegas offers and the chance to fill a non-football weekend with a contest this game would generate, I am stunned the league has not jumped on this like a hungry dog on a soup bone. Commissioner Goodell, you got Ricky Williams off your plate this week that should free up some time. Come on, make this happen. It could not be any worse than the London game!


Idiot of the week

This week we bestow the honor if idiot on the one and only Norv Turner. For all of his offensive brilliance, Turner’s turns as a head coach are close your eyes cringe worthy.

On Sunday, Turner’s special team play and defensive proclivity toward intercepting Peyton Manning gave the Chargers a much needed early lead. Norv Turner had to work hard to find a way to lose the game. He almost succeeded, but he even failed at that.

He wasted a challenge on an obvious call and lost a time out that might have mattered later, and almost did.

His poor coaching and terrible play calling caused a 23-0 lead to dwindle to 23-21, and would have completely disappeared if not for a rare mistake by Adam Vinatieri.

Despite his supposed offensive acumen and a team full of weapons, the Chargers managed to score only 11 points on offense, and that includes extra points.

He has turned, in less than a year, a 14-2 team into a 5-4 crap fest that should be 4-5 right now.

For these indignities on the people of San Diego, Norv Turner is our idiot of the week.


Taking The Week Off

No one. Not one single soul will take this week off. Everybody will be in action this coming Sunday and Monday. This week marks the official end of bye weeks, and sadly also of Taking The Week Off. While it has been fun, it will be much more exciting to have a full slate of games for the remainder of the season. Seems like a fair trade to me. See you next season.


On Tap This Week

Well, I had nothing resembling last week. I picked the wrong week to stop conjuring winners out of thin air. It seemed I went the wrong way with almost every away team.

Last week 6-8
Season to date 91-53

Fortunately, no one else did very well either. I’m now only 3 points out of first place. It’s difficult to complain of such things, especially after watching Pittsburgh win a thriller at home. So, perhaps this week will also provide something special. Shall we?


Tampa Bay (5-4) at Atlanta (3-6)

Yeah, it’s a division game, and could be important as the NFC South sucks. But who really cares? Falcon fans are trying to create a time machine to 2006 when their team was relevant.

Buccaneers over Falcons


Arizona (4-5) at Cincinnati (3-6)

I know Cincinnati is home, but how can you pick a team that settles for seven field goals? The Bungles should have the edge, what with being at home, but the Cardinals have something to play for, namely a division crown. And something tells me they don’t. And that something is Ken Whisenhunt, who has crafted game plans against them for the past three years.

Cardinals over Bengals


Washington (5-4) at Dallas (8-1)

Washington can win this game. They have plenty of talent both on and off the field to devise a game plan to stop the stampeding Cowboys. However, they do not seem to know how to utilize it in order to win. I see big smiles from Tony Romo again.

Cowboys over Redskins


Carolina (4-5) at Green Bay (8-1)

Vinnie Testaverde gets the call for the Panthers. Combined with the 38 year old Favre, this will mark the oldest combined age of a pair of opposing quarterbacks in NFL history. Together Brett and Favre will be over 82 years old, or almost as old as Morten Anderson. I think youth will be served.

Packers over Panthers


Kansas City (4-5) at Indianapolis (7-2)

Herm Edwards, in his finite wisdom, named Brodie Croyle as the starter this week. That’ll help, sending an unproven first timer against the defending Super Bowl champions. Now, Chief fans may feel a sliver of hope with Dwight Freeney joining the long list of injured/inactive Colts when he was placed on injured reserve this week. No matter how much Indianapolis looks like a walking MASH unit, I still like them over the Larry Johnson-less Chiefs.

Colts over Chiefs


Oakland (2-7) at Minnesota (3-6)

No Peterson means no offense. The Vikings are a one trick pony, and that pony has a torn LCL. If he’s out too long, Willie Parker will overtake him as the #1 rusher in the league. But they do have Jackson back at quarterback; maybe that will mean something. More importantly, they face an Oakland team stubbornly clinging to Josh McCown. Even Santa does not leave gifts that nice.

Vikings over Raiders


Pittsburgh (7-2) at New York Jets (1-8)

Did anyone else notice at the moment Pittsburgh is slated for the #2 seed in the AFC playoffs? I know, there is a ton of season left, and some tough games upcoming, but it’s nice to think last year is far behind. Now, as long as no one gets complacent and overlooks a desperate Jets team itching to do something worthwhile. Games against terrible teams can be the most dangerous of all. Focus everyone!

Steelers over Jets


Miami (0-9) at Philadelphia (4-5)

If Philly wants to turn a corner on their season, now is the time. They will never get a better opportunity than this week. Especially since now Miami has decided that they do want John Beck to start. Surprising, since I too thought Cleo Lemon’s middle name was Marino. Plus, if Westbrook does not play, now is your best chance to win without him.

Eagles over Dolphins


San Diego (5-4) at Jacksonville (6-3)

177 yards of total offense is all San Diego could muster last week. Think they’ll do better on the road? I think Britney Spears has a better chance at mother of the year than the Chargers anemic offense does against a Jacksonville defense that shut down Tennessee last week. Enough said.

Jaguars over Chargers


Cleveland (5-4) at Baltimore (4-5)

Watch as Baltimore falls rapidly into the never pick category with the Raiders. Hey Ray Ray, here’s your second division foe, they’re coming to Baltimore as you requested. What do you think is gonna happen? Think Boller will make a difference?

Browns over Ravens


New Orleans (4-5) at Houston (4-5)

I wonder what the story line of this game is going to be. Hmmmm, I bet it has something to do with Mario Williams and Reggie Bush.

Saints over Texans


St. Louis (1-8) at San Francisco (2-7)

Exactly who will be watching this game? I thought so. As it turned out, Alex Smith has been playing with an injured shoulder, and relented the starting job to Trent Dilfer. So attempting to move past the division this caused between Smith and Nolan, the coach then found his new starter in a fight in practice with rookie defensive back. Tarell Brown. It’s a shame the most compelling aspects of the 49ers come off the field.

Rams over 49ers


New York Giants (6-3) at Detroit (6-3)

Neither team can afford to fall further back in their divisions. And both were embarrassed last week. So who has a better chance this week? You got me. Perhaps home team means something. Perhaps the Giants are preparing for their annual second half collapse. Who would have thought this would have been a tough decision?

Lions over Giants


Chicago (4-5) at Seattle (5-4)

Bad news for Hawks fans, Shawn Alexander is out. Good news for Hawks fans, Rex Grossman is starting. Ladies and gentlemen, the mediocre bowl!

Seahawks over Bears


New England (9-0) at Buffalo (5-4)

I like the scrappy Bills. They work harder with less than almost every team. Unfortunately, they face New England this week, which has had an extra week to prepare. I doubt they will fall into the same complacent trap Dallas did. Keep your heads up Buffalo; there is always a chance on any given Sunday. I doubt it, though, without Marshawn Lynch.

Patriots over Bills


Monday

Tennessee (6-3) at Denver (4-5)

I found this much tougher call than previously thought trying to ascertain this game. Sure, Vince Young wins games, but he looks rather pedestrian thus far this season. And Denver confounds me. One week they look stellar, and then they get blown out by the Lions and Chargers. I hope Vince does not make me pay for going with the home team.

Broncos over Titans

The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 10

With immense apologies to Ernest Thayer.

The Outlook wasn't brilliant for the Indy 11 that day:
The score stood twenty four to twenty, with but three minutes to play.
And when the kickoff return resulted little, and an incompletion resulted the same,
a sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game.

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, if only Manning could get time for which deep to go
We'd put up even money, now, with Manning on the throw.

But Vrabel stared down Manning, as did also Junior Seau,
And the former was a tiger and the latter was a lulu;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy began to sow,
For there seemed but little chance of Manning's getting to the throw.

But then Manning hit Wayne for 24, to the wonderment of all,
And Addai, the much rejoiced, grabbed hold to forward drive the ball;
When the dust had lifted, and the fans saw the result of the play,
There were the Colts at midfield only 51 yards away.

Then from 57,000 throats and more there rose a lusty shout;
It rumbled through Monument Circle, it rattled in Conseco Fieldhouse;
It knocked upon Chase Tower and recoiled upon the Dome,
For Manning, mighty Manning, was advancing to the throw.

There was ease in Manning's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was purpose in Manning's bearing and determination on Manning's face.
And when the cheers began to rain, he motioned the crowd to slow,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Manning on the throw.

Millions of eyes were on him as he wetted his hands to prevent slip;
Millions of tongues applauded when he dug in his shoes for grip.
Then while the writhing defense planned to drive him into the turf on his hip,
Defiance gleamed in Manning's eye, the play rolling out over Manning's lip.

And now the leather-covered spheroid came hurtling up from center,
And Manning grabbed it purposefully as the play he began to enter.
Close by the sturdy quarterback the defense recklessly sped-
"Gotta make a play," said Manning as the shifting defenders he read.

From the stands, all decked in blue, there came a muffled gasp,
Holding their breath waiting for results as though they breathed their last.
Nary a sound emerged from a soul awaiting in the stand;
And riveted they stood awaiting the play as Manning raised his hand.

With a flash of blue quick across Manning's vision shone;
Fletcher streaking to the left with an opening to be gone;
The spheroid flew as it did when last he won the crown;
But the ball fell short and incomplete, and the ref said, "Third down."

An exhaling of disappointment emerged after the failed task
But on third down Manning had done much in the past.
They saw his face grow stern and saw his playbook mind strain,
And they knew that Manning would let that ball fly again.

From the shotgun Manning took the ball ready to hit the groove;
But the pocket collapsed around him making it hard to move.
Then Green wrapped up Manning and suddenly the ball came loose,
And when Colvin found it in his hands tight around the Colt necks went the noose.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing with happy children in tow;
But there is no joy in Indy - mighty Manning did not get off the throw.


Recap

If the Redskins want to be taken seriously as an NFC contender, then they need handle bad teams with ease. Going to overtime against the Jets won’t cut it

Especially on a day Clinton Portis has 196 yards of rushing. Good gravy.

85 was injured during the Bengals/Bills tilt. Immobilized and taken to local Buffalo hospital in a frightening scene reminiscent of Kevin Everett. Results found he sustained no damage to his neck and was able to fly home with the team. No damage to his mouth was reported, but his ego will be out two to three weeks.

Marshawn Lynch had a career day going 29 for 153 yards and 1 rushing and 1 throwing touchdown. I told you this kid is good.

He could not top Adrian Peterson who had a record setting day. Do the Vikings even need a passing game? Peterson set the single game rushing record going 30 for 296 yards and 3 touchdowns. Honestly, who saw that coming?

To further drive their season into the toilet, the Chargers DT Luis Castillo tore a tendon in his ankle and will be out at least six weeks. I’m surprised it was not worse, after he ran into that truck that said Peterson on the front.

Just because it needs to be said, Norv Turner sucks.

So the Chargers still prefer Rivers over Brees, Manning AND Roethlisberger? You wanna rethink that at any point AJ Smith?

Antonio Cromartie, the only bright spot for the Chargers, had longest play in NFL history with a 109 yard failed field goal return for a touchdown. Very impressive, but it only means the mighty Charger offense could muster a mere 10 points.

Lions DT Shaun Rogers had a 66 yard touchdown run. Ok, a touchdown rumble would be more accurate. It’s still nice to see the big guys get a little limelight.

Just because it needs to be noted, the entire AFC West lost last weekend.

Leon Washington is trying to out Devin Hester Devin Hester. He recorded his 3rd kick return for a touchdown this season.

Drew Brees had 445 yards passing on Sunday. Now that is the Saints offense everyone has been waiting for since week 1.

Is it just me, or is Mike Holmgren just an unpleasant man? Swearing, cursing and acting like a petulant child whenever his team makes a mistake seems to be the norm for this man. Everyone keeps asking what is wrong with the Seahawks, but they miss the obvious answer. Would you want to play for a coach who behaves like a baby without his bottle? Neither would I.

Me thinks some tough times are ahead for the Eagles. They just looked completely outclassed against the Cowboys.

Congratulations to Brett Favre for being the third quarterback to defeat 31 different teams.

And congratulations to The Packers, who keep finding ways to win no matter what. Charles Woodson stepped up with a great interception return to seal the game. Is something magical happening in Green Bay? I think so!

Larry Johnson sprained his foot, later reported as a broken foot, and could be out for an extended period of time and quite possibly the season. So much for that resurgence from the Chiefs I kept hearing about. I am not surprised by this at all. I said previously, and now it is coming true. Running backs that have seasons in which they have significant carries, over 400, never do well the following season.

I know on paper picking the Packers last week looked dumb. They had a short week, were on the road for the 2nd week in a row against a KC team coming off of a bye and well rested in a place the Pack had not won. But that’s why on paper match ups never mean squat.

I loved the 4th and 1 call to go for it and not settle for a field goal by Cleveland against the Hawks. That is what wins games, putting the onus on the team to take victory. And it is also why the Browns are 5-3 and on a 3 game winning streak.

It might be just me, but I though the Seahawks at Browns was more exciting than Super Bowl XLI ½.

A classy move by Wade Phillips, he sent in Brad Johnson when the game was well in hand. Now that is sportsmanship by example. Thank you Wade for showing the rest of the league how it’s done.


Patriots 24 – Colts 20

No, I did not get satisfaction. The most disappointing aspect was not the loss itself. The most disappointing thing was the Colts went toe to toe with the Pats and controlled most of the game only to lose at the end by committing stupid mistakes and allowing the Pats to capitalize on them.

One thing no one can deny, Joseph Addai is the key to the Colt offense. He gets the tough yards, has soft hands and never stops. The swing pass he caught for a touchdown was unbelievable. The moves he made downfield to open up the Colt lead were fantastic.

#12 for the Patriots now has a new name. I dub the Tom Baby. During the third quarter the Patriots were facing a 3rd and long. Baby went back to pass and had his efforts deflected, forcing the Patriots into 4th down. Baby immediately threw a massive hissy fit, and should have been called for an unsportsmanlike penalty. That sure is not the proper behavior of a Stetson man!

Did anyone else notice the huge penalty disparity between the teams? Seems like when the Pats struggle they do not play well with others. Of course, do not bring that up to a Patriots fan, they will just whine that the calls were going against their team. Amazing, they win a tough game and STILL whine. What a bunch of unpleasant people.

What killed the Colts the most were the late game mistakes. Their backup left tackle had trouble keeping pressure off Manning, causing errant throws, interceptions and the key fumble that killed their last chance drive. Dropped passes were also one of the worst problems the Colts had all day. Reggie Wayne, how can you drop that pass?

The Colts needed to play flawless to win, and unfortunately that did not happen.

One thing everyone should take away from the game is that the Patriots are not invincible. They can be beaten. They were forced into mistakes and turnovers. There defense can be run on, ask Addai. Remember, if it bleeds, we can kill it. Someone just needs to step it up or we’ll never hear the end of the undefeated talk.

Question for Jim Nantz, who calls Indianapolis Naptown? I’ve never heard that before.

Not to play sour grapes, but I wonder how much of a difference it would have made if Tony Ugoh and Marvin Harrison had been healthy and playing? There is a good possibility we could find out in January.

I will give the Patriots this much. They kept pushing and waiting for the Colts to make a mistake. And when Indy did, they jumped right on top of it. They did not relent even down 10 points well into the fourth quarter. Also they did not try a last minute scoring drive after taking the ball away from Manning, choosing merely to sit on the ball and run out the clock. Maybe Belichick read the piece on sportsmanship last week. I wonder. (Hey, it could happen!)


Steelers 38 – Ravens 7

What delicious payback for two humiliating losses last season.

If they play like that every time they wear them, I might start to get on board with those throwback uniforms.

I figured it would be a messy, sloppy game due to the pouring rain in Pittsburgh. I was only half right. Only one team looked messy and sloppy.

The game was a fitting tribute to all of the old Steelers that were in attendance, and honored at half time for the 75th anniversary celebration that occurred over the weekend. The all time Steeler team, those still with us, were in attendance to watch their former team completely decimate the Ravens. Nothing could be finer.

I knew we were in for a great match when who do I see on the field? You know it, Ed Hochuli! I still maintain Ed should be required to wear sleeveless shirts only so we all get a free ticket to the gun show.

So with the old Steelers on hand, and Ed Hochuli pumped up, I was ready for a display of the classic Pittsburgh toughness. Then during pregame they showed a segment on Hines Ward and Santonio Holmes getting manicures and pedicures. And during player warm ups, they keyed in on Troy Polamalu and revealed he enjoys growing flowers and playing piano. Yeah, that really helps put out the perception of the Steelers being a tough, hard nosed, blue collar smack you in the mouth team.

Or perhaps they are just renaissance men. Yeah, I like that better.

No matter, they still went out and punched Baltimore right in the teeth.

Roethlisberger had 5, count em 5, touchdown passes in the first half. He had a total of 13 completions (on 16 attempts) all game. And five of them went for touchdowns. That performance tied a franchise record and MNF record for touchdowns in a game.

Ben also broke his season high touchdown passes record. Previously it was 18. Now it is at 20. And counting. Tee hee.

The delicate flower had a hip injury in the third quarter. But he was only out for three plays and came back in for one series before the Steelers were officially on Charlie Batch time. There was no need for him to come back into the game other than to allow Steeler fans to breathe a sigh of relief that Ben was fine. After the game Ben himself said it was just a bruise and that he was sure he’d be alright. Still, he should not have been out there in the first place that late into the contest. Let’s not play by Patriot rules here, boys.

Santonio Holmes and Nate Washington each had 2 touchdown receptions. The other went to, of course, Heath Miller. I think Ben is required by contract to throw at least one touchdown to a tight end each game. Hines Ward had none, but he had more than a few big receptions and was nothing but smiles all evening.

Hines had his fun in other ways, as he nailed Ed Reed and caused him to leave the game. So much for the all NFL safety.

Pittsburgh is now 12-0 at home on Monday night football since 1992. It should be noted.

Ravens defense, a quick note of help. You cannot, under any circumstances, arm tackle Roethlisberger. He will shake out of it, he will then escape the pocket, and he will then make you pay. How many times did he do that Monday night? At least twice that directly resulted in touchdowns by my count.

James Harrison had a huge game on Monday night. 9 tackles, 1 assist 3 1/2 sacks, forced two fumbles and had an interception. He made everyone, including Tony Kornheiser, ask Joey who?

Just to point out the defensive dominance, Steve McNair’s 13 for 22 for 63 yard performance was the worst quarterback performance in NFL history for any quarterback with 13 or more completions. And the Raven offense had a total of 5 first downs for the entire game.

After the game big baby Ray Lewis, still sweating from the game because obviously as an adult he is still incapable of taking a proper shower, was spouting about how home teams were supposed to win their games (referring to losses away at Cincinnati, Cleveland and now Pittsburgh) and saying lets play in Baltimore and see how it goes. He continued his pouting spouting saying how they should make other teams beat the Ravens instead of giving them the game. He said that once you give any team that many opportunities they will beat you. He went on to say how Willie Parker and Najeh Davenport did nothing on the ground and how the Steelers scored a paltry 3 points in the second half. Basically he was saying that Pittsburgh did not so much beat Baltimore as they gave the game away.

Uh huh.

Ray, let me point out a few painfully obvious facts that you seem to be missing here. One, you did not give us the game. I watched the entire contest from start to finish and I never saw any of your offensive teammates, and they were offensive, just hand the defense the ball. If I remember correctly, we TOOK the ball away from you. Specifically, we took the ball away from you 10 times.

And allow me to help you understand how your job works. When the opposing team has the ball, no matter where on the field it happens to be, then the onus is on YOU to stop the opposition. In case you missed it, since you are usually looking in the mirror, you never stopped Pittsburgh ONCE in the first half. As a matter of fact, if you go back and look at the one touchdown again, Nate Washington was WIDE OPEN. Now, is that the fault of the offense, or perhaps your wonderful defense?

Two, you did make us beat you. Even with fantastic field position, we still had to go through your “tenacious” defense. Obviously, it didn’t matter much where we were since we shredded you better than Kellogg’s shreds wheat.

Three, I will give you the fact that Willie and Najeh did nothing. But how do you explain Roethlisberger’s 209 yards and 5 touchdowns? By all appearances, your defense only did half your job during the game. Here, I’ll give you some advice. You need to stop the opponent’s running game AND passing game. There, that might help you next week against Kenny Watson and the Bengals.

Four, and finally, you’re right. After the half the mighty Raven defense tightened right up and held Pittsburgh to only 3 points. Two problems with this, though. This great defensive effort was after you already gave up 35 POINTS. And the other issue? Did you notice the play calling in the second half? Oh yeah, mostly run plays called to RUN OUT THE CLOCK. Hey, Ray, if you want us to be pricks and run up the score like the Patriots, well, no problem. We’ll see you December 30th and then next time we will not let off the gas and we’ll see what happens.

What I Liked From Pittsburgh - Absolutely everything.

What I Did Not Like From Pittsburgh – Big Ben scaring the tar out of me with the hip injury. Like I need to go through the next three weeks with Ben on the bench. And leaving the starters in too long; they should have all been having tea by the mid third quarter. That’s it, I loved everything else.


NFL, the alternative Universe

Roger Goodell met with Pacman Jones with Jones hoping to get back into the league this season. Goodell though said no go on lifting suspension early. NFL’s loss is TnA wrestling’s gain.

Speaking of troublemakers, Bengals WR Chris Henry, fresh off of an 8 game suspension and ready to play, was involved in an incident at a parking garage, where he reportedly berated a parking attendant, refused to pay and actually used the line, “Do you know who I am?” Police were called but no charges filed. Is this the stupidest man on the planet or what? Chris, you just got off suspension, now is when you try to keep your nose clean!

SI.com ranked all NFL stadiums for Fan Value Experience and revealed their rankings this week. Check out who came in second.

This is how bad things have deteriorated down in Miami. The Dolphins have resorted to paying celebrities to come to their games and generate buzz. I wish this were a joke. Well, it is, just a sad one.


Upon Further Review

In case anyone has missed it, Pittsburgh actually has a quarterback to stand alongside the Blond Bomber.

If you did, I am not surprised. This season the talk has revolved around both Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, and considering their performances thus far rightfully so. But it should be noted there’s another pretty good quarterback in the NFL and his name is Roethlisberger.

So far this season Big Ben has a career high 20 touchdown passes. He is on track to shatter the Steeler record of 28.

Those 20 touchdowns place Roethlisberger second in the NFL, behind only Tom Brady.

Big Ben’s passer rating of 111.9 is second best in NFL, behind only Brady. (Is it just me or is Brady having a big year? Think someone would have mentioned that by now.)

Ben’s passer rating of 117.6 on third downs is second in the NFL and his 10.23 average of yards per attempt on third down is best in the NFL.

His career record as a starter is 35-13 in the regular season. 5-1 in the post season.

He has the most wins ever by a rookie at 13 and the best winning streak in the regular season to start a career at 15.

He is the youngest quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl.

So for everyone who said Ben is just a game manager, you might want to rethink that stance. He’s good, he can lead, and he’s not even in his prime yet. I just thought it should be mentioned.


Steelers Around the World

We jump back on the plane this week and head to Athens Greece. The capital, and largest city, of Greece is one of the oldest cities in the world. The recorded history of this bustling metropolis dates back over 3000 years. A rising business center in the European Union, Athens is home to 3.8 million people.

Athens is long on history, being the birthplace of Socrates, Pericles, Sophocles and many other philosophers, artists and politicians. Athens is often referred to as the cradle of western civilization, and a walk through the streets of this city will reflect that statement.

Ancient monuments and artworks dot the landscape of Athens and bring a treat of architecture and history to visitors. One can find a large amount of monuments to the Roman and Byzantine empires and even a few of the Ottoman Empire throughout the cityscape. Architectural styles that can be found throughout the city range from Greco-Roman to Neo-Classical to modern. Athens can also boast being one of the main world centers for archeological research. And no trip to this ancient yet modern city would be complete without visiting the Parthenon.

One need not wonder at all about the sporting history or passion in Athens. Often overlooked are the many smaller sports that residents enjoy, including windsurfing, surfing, basketball and beach volleyball. These take a back seat to soccer, which holds sway over the city. Athens is home to several soccer clubs, and has hosted the UEFA Champions League final twice. But they all play second chair to the Olympics.

Athens was the host of the first modern Olympics in 1896. This event brought upon the revival of the Olympics that soon cascaded through the 20th century. In 2004, the city was once again host for the games, bringing the Olympics full circle from its modern inception to the 21st century.

In this land, the game will take place in Athens Olympic Stadium. This 72,000 capacity stadium is a regular host for soccer matches and was the centerpiece for the 2004 Olympic ceremonies and events. The Steelers will face off against the Tennessee Titans. After all, the Titans would not be fazed too much by Athens, as Nashville is home to its own full size replica of the Parthenon.


On the Cart

Injury carts are never a great thing to see. They always mark that a player’s day, perhaps season, and in a few cases career, is over when they make their appearance on the field. It is never a happy occasion when they roll out. But why do they have to be so plain and boring? Could they not inspire at least a modicum of team spirit when they do their job?

Bullpen carts of the past created a bit of team spirit, although during a much happier, or at least less frightening, occasion. So why cannot injury carts attempt to do the same? Fans could see players spirited away for medical attention on carts that show their players are safely ensconced in the team’s care, and make them feel slightly better about the situation.

The marketing potential for this idea is also wide open. Unless the NFL has a deal with John Deere, which is possible, then they could jazz these vehicles up, add some color and promote the heck out of them. No need to have the green monsters they currently run, have something that shows off the team and their mascots and brand them NFL style. Plus, toys could be made of them and sold through the many avenues the NFL has available. Kids could be zooming their team oriented carts around as they watch the game with their old man.

Mind you I am not trying to be ghoulish, just add a bit of color and spirit into one of the last untapped frontiers of NFL marketing. So for fun, let’s take a look at what a few teams could do with their carts.

Patriots – Pretty easy here, actually. Build around their vehicle to make it look like a horse with a cart. What is patriotic about that you may ask? Why have Paul Revere “drive” the cart, of course.

Buccaneers/Raiders – This one is too easy. Pirate ships, of course, would come to the rescue. This would especially go well for Tampa Bay, as they already have a gigantic pirate ship in the stadium.

Vikings – Continuing with the nautical theme, an imposing Viking ship would cut through the rough seas to spirit away injured Vikings.

Bengals/Jaguars/Panthers/Lions – Big cats come from the sidelines to save the day.

Ravens/Cardinals/Falcons/Eagles/Seahawks – Birds of a feather would pull players to safety in their caring talons.

Broncos/Colts – Medical attention and personnel will be reached by the strength of a strong steed.

Jets – Way too easy and way too fun. Plus the Jets could use something to get the fans excited.

Cowboys – A cattle hand will lead the procession to the locker room, with the player safely placed in a Conestoga wagon.

Dolphins – A speed boat theme would work here, flanked on all sides by a protective dolphin pod.

Chiefs/Redskins – This could be difficult, as the potential to be offensive is high. But I say the best way to go is reach out to our Native American brethren and get their input. Their creative minds would produce something authentic and respectful to all tribes.

Bills/Bears/Rams – Big animals that would keep the injured player safe and deter anyone from messing with them or their mission of mercy.

Browns – A good turd joke usually would fly here, but the Browns are playing really good right now, and since we play them this week I don’t want to cheese anyone off. Maybe a UPS truck would work. It would double the potential for marketing. What can Brown do for you?

Texans/Steelers/Chargers/Titans/Saints/Giants/49ers – These nicknames make it more difficult to come up with something really good. But sometimes the biggest challenges create the best results. Perhaps an ogre theme for the Giants? Who likes marketing for Shrek IV? A panning operation for the 49ers? A gigantic steel beam for Pittsburgh? Zeus with a lightning bolt for the Chargers? Who knows?

The possibilities are endless, and teams with a creative staff could field something that really reflects their team, city and fans. Come on NFL, loosen up a bit. Add some flavor to an unwanted part of the game.


Idiot of the week

This week the honor of idiot goes to legendary coach Don Shula. In case anyone was under a rock, here is what Shula had to say regarding the Patriots.

"The Spygate thing has diminished what they've accomplished. You would hate to have that attached to your accomplishments. They've got it. Belichick was fined $500,000, the team was fined $250,000 and they lost a first-round draft choice. That tells you the seriousness or significance of what they found.

"I guess you got the same thing as putting an asterisk by Barry Bonds' home run record. I guess it will be noted that the Patriots were fined and a No.1 draft choice was taken away during that year of accomplishment. The sad thing is Tom Brady looks so good, it doesn't look like he needs any help."

Now, does Shula have a point or is he just squashing sour grapes? I tend to agree that it taints what they do, but to suggest an asterisk next to their season? It comes off more as a cranky old man worried his legacy is threatened than someone genuinely concerned about the history and integrity of the game.

But what really earns Shula this honor? No, not his cantankerous ramblings, but instead his idiocy of giving the Patriots bulletin board material. Shula, use your head. They’ve been running all season in us against the world mode! Eventually they had to lose that edge. Now? You’ve managed to stoke the fire once again. Idiot.

An honorable mention goes to Ray Lewis who felt the need to mouth off after getting his ass handed to him.


Taking The Week Off

New England – Basking in the glow of Stetson man Tom Brady, much like every week, and wondering how they managed to schedule 16 games against college teams.

New York Jets – Spending the week pretending to be the Giants and ignoring Mangini’s phone calls.

Tampa Bay – Gruden is going to spend his time checking out 57 running backs and keeping their numbers close by. That will be how many he needs to make it through December.

Houston – Trying to figure out what exactly Sage Rosenfels is on that has made him so electric. The scary part, it might be paprika.


On Tap This Week

I did not get the satisfaction I hoped for, but I did get the win. I got two other things as well. A devastating win on Monday night that catapulted Pittsburgh back into the discussion of top NFL teams and, to top it off, I won the week.

Last week 12-2
Season to date 85-45

The best part? I moved within 4 points of the overall leader. Consistency is the key. Let’s see if we can continue that run. How bout it?


Minnesota (3-5) at Green Bay (7-1)

Adrian Peterson, stud of the week. Now he faces a tough defense. I bet he gets some damage in. But it’s hard to call running plays when your team is down by 10 late in the game. The Packer express is rolling out again. All aboard!

Packers over Vikings


Jacksonville (5-3) at Tennessee (6-2)

Vince Young needs to have one of those weeks where he breaks out and soon. With running back injuries, now would be a good time. Garrard may play, but will it be enough?

Titans over Jaguars


Denver (3-5) at Kansas City (4-4)

Jay Cutler and Travis Henry are hurt. The Bronco season gets even more dismal than before. They have bad luck, even when they are doing well, playing in Arrowhead Stadium. The Chiefs at least went toe to toe against the Packers for most of the game. More than can be said for the Broncos and the Lions tilt.

Chiefs over Broncos


Buffalo (4-4) at Miami (0-8)

Now the Dolphins are back to Cleo Lemon as starter. How bad must Beck be to be promoted and then demoted without even playing one down? Like it matters. Zach Thomas is out, thus making a terrible defense that much worse. Hot team again and Miami continues their march toward infamy.

Bills over Dolphins


St. Louis (0-8) at New Orleans (4-4)

Stephen Jackson is back, but for how long? I say 2 ½ quarters. Like it will matter, the Saints are running on overdrive again. Rams keep up in their race with the Dolphins.

Saints over Rams


Philadelphia (3-5) at Washington (5-3)

I’m not thrilled by what I’m seeing out of Washington. They have talent, but seem to be able to get anything started. They did come from behind to win last week, but it was against the Jets. I like even less from Philly, especially on the road. Maybe they should switch permanently to their throwbacks.

Redskins over Eagles


Atlanta (2-6) at Carolina (4-4)

Ummm. Who is playing quarterback in Carolina this week? I think Vinnie might be back again. I guess it does not matter that much. I know who’s playing for Atlanta.

Panthers over Falcons


Cleveland (5-3) at Pittsburgh (6-2)

For the third week in a row, the Steelers face an opponent with serious ramifications toward the AFC North championship on the line. This is NOT the team Pittsburgh faced in week 1. This team is confident, fearless with legitimate scoring threats at receiver and tight end, a threat at running back and a gamer at QB. They also have a tenacious defensive attack. For the first time in a long time, I can honestly say I am scared of the Browns. Of course, after what I saw on Monday night, as long as the delicate flower is ready to go, then we’re all good.

Steelers over Browns


Cincinnati (2-6) at Baltimore (4-4)

Woof. Who thought these two would be fighting it out for last place in the AFC? I think Ray Ray’s mouthing was just bitter trash talk, but he does have a point. The Bungles season long implosion continues.

Ravens over Bengals


Dallas (7-1) at New York Giants (6-2)

Ahhh, a good match up. The Giants are rested and ready. The Cowboys embarrassed the Eagles. So who to take? I’m going for the hot team, and it’s not the one that had trouble with the Dolphins on the Wembley Stadium pitch.

Cowboys over Giants


Detroit (6-2) at Arizona (3-5)

One armed Kurt, two armed Kurt, five armed Kurt; Whisenhunt has nothing that will stop the evil that is Mike Martz. If Kitna only knew that power lurks beneath that Super Cuts hairdo.

Lions over Cardinals


Chicago (3-5) at Oakland (2-6)

Seriously, why do I EVER pick the Raiders? Home, away, they suck everywhere! Yeah, the Bears are sucking this year too, but they’re better than Oakland, and at least had a week to accept the quarterback nightmare that is Grossman/Griese/Orton.

Bears over Raiders


Indianapolis (7-1) at San Diego (4-4)

Peyton is gonna be mad, and want to show EVERYONE he can play mistake free football. He will also want to remind everyone exactly who the Super Bowl MVP was. And I have trouble trusting a team who cannot stop a rookie running back who has no passing game to back him up.

Colts over Chargers


Monday

San Francisco (2-6) at Seattle (4-4)

Looks like the last few weeks of MNF having good match ups was merely and aberration. Ok, it was an aberration last week. Two sub par teams in a sub par division. Without a healthy Frank Gore and he is not, they have very little with which to fight.

Seahawks over 49ers

The Crystal Ball 2007 Week 9

The NFL season is officially, with this weekend, half over. I am having those mid season regrets again. I didn’t watch enough, obsess enough, and bathe in the nonsensical world of the NFL enough. No, it can’t be half over. I am not ready to deal with it. No no no! I will not accept this. I will hold my breath until someone takes it back and I know there is at least three quarters of the season left!

Ok, enough of that nonsense. This week we witnessed some record breaking performances, and yes Brett Favre was involved.

Tony Dungy is now the winningest coach in Colt history. Couldn’t have happened to a better person

Peyton Manning became the 1st quarterback to beat 31 different teams.

Hours later Tom Brady became the 2nd quarterback to beat 31 teams.

Peyton Manning also broke the all time Colt touchdown record previously held by Johnny Unitas.

Sebastian Janikowski became the all time tops Raider kicker with 165 field goals and gave hope to overweight beer drinkers worldwide who want to become professional athletes.

Brett Favre tied the record for the second longest touchdown to win a game in overtime.

The Packers/Broncos overtime game was second shortest overtime game of all time.

With their third straight victory, the Saints have climbed to 3-4 and into the hunt for the NFC South title against the 4-3 Panthers, the 4-4 Buccaneers and the 1-6 Falcons.

The Patriots record of 331 points through the first 8 games is the best all time.

The Browns scored back to back victories for the 1st time since 2003.

Braylon Edwards’ 9 touchdowns tied the record for most touchdowns in a season for a modern era Cleveland receiver. That’s scary that no one has had more than 9 in a season up until now.

The Browns also lead the AFC North with 23 total touchdowns and are only three behind the defending Super Bowl champion Colts.

Ben Roethlisberger as a pro is undefeated in Ohio at 9-0.

Monday night’s win was Brett Favre’s first in Denver.

That win was also the first win in Denver by a Packer team.

The Colts starting 3 straight seasons at 7-0 is tops all time.

The Steelers at the midway point can boast the #1 defense and the #1 rushing attack in league. Ok, full disclosure, this is not really a record, but I wanted to throw that out there just because.


Recap

To really honor the people of San Diego and give them something to cheer about, the Chargers should have worn their powder blues for the game. Although I imagine their dominating victory over the Texans probably did enough to help for at least a few hours.

Which team was it in San Diego Sunday that was distracted by a long week of personal and community tragedy and unsure status of their venue and homes? From the look of things it certainly was not the home team.

How did the Chargers destroy the Texans when Tomlinson only had 90 yards rushing and 0 touchdowns?

By praying to Crom! Antonio Cromartie that is. Stellar defensive performance turned in by Crom who had two, count ‘em two, two defensive touchdowns during the game.

Super impressive drive executed by the Panthers to open their tilt against the Colts. The drive consisted of 18 plays, took 11:01 minutes and resulted in a touchdown and an early lead against the Colts. Unfortunately, it was their only impressive drive.

It sure was nice of the Colts to take it easy at first on the Panthers, and just as nice to remind Carolina exactly who the Colts were. Did they decide to spot The Panthers the first half, just for fun? Kind of looked like it after they blew the doors off the place.

JP Losman came off bench to become hero for Bills. I like the Bills; they play tough and find ways to win. Only two last second field goals are keeping them from being 5-2 right now.

Awesome catch by Lee Evans who out muscled the Jet defensive backs for the big TD.

Kevin Curtis had a wicked one handed grab for the Eagles.

Poor Kelly Holcomb almost had head shoved down throat. Quarterback woes continue for the Vikings.

The Bears need to excise those garish orange jerseys. Ditka is not pleased.

Was the Lions defense really that good or is the Bears offense that bad? I think it’s a push.

Boy are the Bears suffering the Super Bowl loser curse mightily. If it weren’t for Devin Hester, they’d have no hope at all.

Eli Manning was 8-22 for 59 yards in the scintillating contest held in London. Glad we gave the Brits something exciting to watch to whet their NFL appetite.

Stephen Jackson returned, started flashing something good for the Rams and then promptly left with a back injury. Some days it does not pay for one to even cut the eyeholes out of their paper bag.

I will repeat this once again, in case anyone missed it the first time and obviously the Redskin brain trust did. If Mike Vrabel is in on offense, the ball most likely is going to him. Seriously, this is not hard to decipher. The man has 10 receptions in his career, and ALL OF THEM ARE FOR TOUCHDOWNS!

Speaking of Vrabel, on Sunday he had a touchdown catch, 13 tackles, 3 sacks and 3 forced fumbles. Letting this guy go may turn out to be the dumbest thing Bill Cowher ever did.

Patriots starters on offense and defense were still in game well into the 4th quarter, when the team was up 45-0. Why? What kind of behavior is this? Belichick, I’m trying to help you now, stop doing that or karma will make you pay.

By the way, a small compliment for the Patriots. I know, seems almost nutty, but it’s true. I LOVED the fake spike pass for a touchdown play. You just don’t see that call very often and it is a highly successful play. Excellent game plan.

Rams and Dolphins – You’re halfway home. Don’t lose sight of the goal now.


Steelers 24 – Bengals 13

This game represented the 7th straight win by Steelers over Bungles in Cincinnati. Hee hee.

This was an excellent dominating performance. The score does not reflect game at all, as it was never that close. Just the salve I needed. Thanks guys!

Hines Ward proved he was back from injury and had big day out with 2 touchdowns.

Willie had big day out as well. The Steelers are 17-1 when Willie has 100+ yards rushing. You know what that means? It means they are in control of the game and letting Willie do his thing. I love that most of all.

On Ward’s first touchdown, the Bungles only had ten defenders on the field. If any team cannot afford to be a man short on defense, it’s the Bungles. The Patriots might be able to get away with such things, but not the defensively challenged bungles. Boy they are dumb.

Even though I have liked what he did at first in Cincinnati, I am beginning to have a sneaking suspicion that Marvin Lewis is a terrible coach. Down 14-3 in the second quarter, his Bungles had the ball on a 4th and 1 from the Steelers 3 yard line. They need a big play to get back into the game and get the crowd back on their side. Their running back is having some success this day. What does Lewis do? He chickens out and kicks the field goal. Such a bad move and the crowd knew it as they lustily booed the Bungles.

At this point you need to take a chance, do something dramatic not only to get into the game, but the season as well. The Bungles needed to play fearless here to have a chance to right their ship. All they did was take a chicken route. What happened after that? Pittsburgh got the ball back and drove for a touchdown to make it 21-6 at halftime and essentially ending the game and dropping the lowly Bungles to 2-5.

Then later in the game Lewis decided to go for it on 4th and 8. This made the previous call even nuttier, since why would you risk it on a low percentage play and not on a high percentage play like 4th and 1?

85 had wicked good sideline catch. About the only one he had all day.

Ok, something needs clarification. Everyone has been touting lately that the Steelers are 32-3 when Big Ben attempts less than 30 passes. They’re saying he is not a big time quarterback because they lose when he airs it out. This is just wrong. The real info behind this number is that when Ben has fewer attempts, it’s because they are controlling the tempo of the game, have built a lead and are putting the ball on the ground. When Ben has to light it up, it’s because they have managed in some way to get behind, and he is whipping things around to get them back in it. Of course, everyone would shut up about such things if for once the team would win a shoot out, but that is immaterial at the moment.

What I Liked From Pittsburgh: Ball control, effective running game, excellent passing and Hines Ward.

What I Did Not Like From Pittsburgh: Giving up long 3rd down conversions. Tendency of Roethlisberger in desperation to make something happen and then giving up a bad interception. Zero recorded sacks for the entire game.


Packers 19 – Broncos 13 in overtime

Pregame – was I watching the MNF opening or an A&E biography on Favre? I’m still not sure.

If I were a Bronco fan, I’d be pissed seeing that. I thought I was watching my city host Monday Night Football, not the Brett Favre show.

You knew it would be a tough game when even an official gets taken out with a hamstring injury.

The Denver offensive line gave Cutler good time in first half to throw. It took the Packer pass rush until the second half to figure out their line. Now if they could only sustain that for 60 minutes, they’d have something.

Atari Bigby, and yes he will go in the future segment of great names in football, killed the Packer defense with stupid penalties. In a sloppy game that had a total of 23 penalties called, he had four himself including two defensive pass interference calls and a delay of game. And he gave up the only Bronco touchdown. Bigby has been good thus far this season, but he needs to be more disciplined and keep his head about him before he misses that beer barrel rolling down the ladder right on top of him.

But the blame cannot be placed on him alone. The Packer defense needs some better discipline overall. This is merely a side effect of their youth, but it could hurt them in the long run.

Cutler made a terrible rookie QB mistake by fumbling the ball on the 1 yard line. Cutler will be good one day, as that zip on his ball shows, but he still has ways to go. You can blame the pulling guard for knocking the ball or messing up the timing, but at the end of the day it still is Cutler’s responsibility to take care of football no matter what.

The fumble changed the momentum of the game. After that, it became the Broncos who were making stupid mistakes, including twice having 12 men on the field on defense.

Greg Jennings had a few bad drops during the game, and needs to work on his hands. But he sure did make up for it in overtime.

The weak Bronco run defense made the Packer running game look strong. I gotta ask again, why oh why did we not run the ball more last week? Yeesh.

The loss of John Lynch hamstrung the Bronco defense severely.

The Loss of Travis Henry before the game hamstrung Bronco offense severely, although their rookie did perform admirably.

The Packers need to improve on their ability to finish drives. Marching 98 yards and settling for a field goal because you cannot get that yard and the touchdown will not cut it in the long run. It’s been said a million times and a million more will not hurt. They need a reliable running game.

This week we had the pleasure of having two celebrities in the booth. I was tingling with excitement. Or was that annoyance?

Deanna Favre was the first in the booth, discussing her book, cancer and her life with Brett. She is a great subject for an interview, fascinating and interesting and personally I would love to hear more from her regarding her life and how she overcame personal tragedies. I believe she has an interesting perspective on such things. But not when I, and the rest of the country are trying to watch the game. Hell, even she would go silent for stretches because she’d rather watch the game. What does that tell you about this idiotic premise when the guest would rather watch the action unfold?

Then later we were treated to a dose of Vince Vaughan. Mind you I find Vaughan funny and engaging, just not during the fourth quarter of a close football game. If ESPN wants to do a celebrity talk show, then do it. They have already created a sports themed rip off of 60 Minutes. Why not rip off Oprah and put a talk show on NFLN? You could get Michele Tafoya to host it would be fabulous. Just stop trying to do it during a football game.

During the Broncos last drive, Al Harris was burned badly twice for big Bronco gains. Harris is usually much better than that.

Jason Elam is amazing. How is he not the MVP of the 07 Broncos?

As Broncos headed for a score, our talking heads in the booth kept saying how the Pack was 0-5 in Denver all time. When the game went into overtime, the mentioned that the Packers last overtime road win was in Tampa, on a Monday night, in 1983 which turned out to be the last game Howard Cossell ever broadcast.

Brett took care of scratching out those records but toot sweet.

Overtime lasted one play, an 82 yard touchdown bomb from Favre to Jennings. The ball was in the air for about 50 yards. At this point, I think I can safely say that everyone, including myself, was terribly wrong about Brett needing to retire.


NFL, the alternative Universe

Just a thought, but wouldn’t it bring a little bit of joy to the game, and a sad situation, if the NFL injury carts were made to look funky and team oriented like the bullpen carts of yesteryear? I think so too. More to come on this next week.

San Francisco kicker Joe Nedney was fined $7,500 by the league for giving an obscene gesture to fans during their last home game. Two things stick in my head about this. One, how come this incident was barely reported and not blown out of proportion like the Michael Vick obscene gesture incident? Was it due to fame, race, money or some other factor? And two, things must be really bad when the kicker is giving fans the bird.

Cha-Ching Tony Romo hit the Cowboy lottery. 6 years, 67.5 million dollar contract with 31 million of that guaranteed. The Tony Lamas are on him.

The only cities Favre has never recorded a win in are Baltimore and Pittsburgh.

John Kitna and his wife dressed up for the Lions Halloween party as a naked guy and a Wendy’s drive thru employee, in jest of defensive line coach Joe Cullen’s off season antics of going through the Wendy’s drive thru naked from the waist down. The Detroit media, upon getting wind of it, had a hissy about it. Message to all media people in Detroit, Kitna has led your team to a 5-2 record at the halfway point and brought some much needed relevancy to the Lions. If he wants to dress up as a gaping head wound JFK, not only should you let him but also applaud him for his creativity. Besides that, get over yourselves. It’s Halloween, you’re supposed to dress up goofy and poke fun at things. Loosen up you uptight biddies.

In an ever saddening drama, two of Eagles coach Andy Reid’s sons were sentenced to jail this week. Both Britt and Garrett Reid were sentenced to 8-23 months in prison for various charges, ranging from drug possession and distribution and reckless endangerment when Garrett hit another motorist when high on heroin.

This is a very sad tale, and I feel for the Reid family. I’m sure the humiliation, embarrassment and feelings of failing their sons was not helped by the judge using the sentencing as a pulpit for his own condemning commentary on the Reid household and the state of their family.

One could make a comment on how the intense time demands of being a head coach has effected Reid’s ability as a parent. True, but how is that any different from folks with normal jobs that keep them away from home? What difference is it between Andy Reid who is dedicated to his job to succeed and make a better life for his family and Joe Three Piece Suit who spends 60-70 hours a week in the office and takes numerous business trips? Everyone, from the judge to the media to the man on the street, who has vilified Reid during these tumultuous times and said his job took away from his family should stop, step back and take a look at their own families. If everything is perfect, and their children are future Rhodes scholars who play multiple musical instruments and volunteer at the homeless shelter during the weekends then they can throw stones. Otherwise, shut up and recognize how difficult raising a child can be.

We all have to make sacrifices to make a living in this world, and we always hope they do not have such dire consequences. Being a parent in our modern society may be the most difficult, harrowing and emotionally draining job one could ever have, and one of the most important as well. This situation shows all of us that no matter who you are, it is tough and everyone struggles to do it right. You do your best and hope it is enough. Sometimes it is, and others not as much. And sometimes, no matter what you do, you will have one or two that stray from the herd. There’s nothing you can do about it.

I hope the Reid family finds a way to help get these boys back on track after serving their punishment, and back to being a family again. Another reminder of how low football really ranks on the priority list of life.


Upon Further Review

Leading 38-0 and facing a 4th and 1 from the Redskins seven yard line in the fourth quarter, the Patriots went for it with Tom Brady running for two yards and the first down. This play set up Brady’s third touchdown pass of the day two plays later.

When asked about this sequence in post game interviews, Bill Belichick said this in response.

''What do you want us to do, kick a field goal?''

How about showing some dignity and class? Perhaps showing a modicum of respect to the hall of fame coach on the other sideline? Or more importantly, how about showing something that has almost disappeared from existence, sportsmanship?

Sportsmanship can be defined as conduct and attitude considered as befitting participants in sports, especially fair play, courtesy, striving spirit, and grace in losing. Unfortunately we see little of this in our world. Ironically, a Google search on the definition of sportsmanship gave links to poor sportsmanship and good sportsmanship. The poor sportsmanship link had a definition, the good sportsmanship had none. Quite telling if you ask me.

Despite how little we may see of it, or because of that fact, we desperately need to see more good sportsmanship. We especially need to see it in our world where winning a game has become a dangerous obsession to the point of violence. Too many crazy parents put immense pressure on their children to perform at high levels, imparting on them how much it means to win and how much their future will depend on them winning. This is way too much to unload on kids who do not even know what they want to be when they grow up. All this does is give children huge complexes regarding winning and losing, performance anxiety and a desperate need to appease their parents because they feel if they fail, they will disappoint the parent and potentially lose their love. Many of these kids grow up twisted emotionally and scarred for life, with very few ever succeeding in the sporting world. The Todd Marinovich story is a perfect example of how this kind of pressure can destroy a young man. And of the few that do succeed, some become emotionally crippled and broken human beings, unable to successfully live in society when their athletic abilities no longer can sustain them or bring on the fame and adulation they have equated with love and caring. No wonder sports psychiatrists are so in demand.

Team sports and sports in general provide many good things for kids. They promote an active lifestyle, healthy living, learning to work with others, foster camaraderie and friendships, setting and achieving goals, working as a team to accomplish a goal and provide lessons on winning and losing that can be applied to real life. Lessons they learn through sports on both how to enjoy and savor the wins and accept and deal with the losses. And all of these things are important for kids when they grow up and make their way through the world. And there is nothing quite like seeing the joy a child has in victory. It’s never brought on by money, power, fame, accolades or trophies. It is brought on by the pure unadulterated thrill of setting your mind and body to a task and accomplishing it successfully.

But how you win is as important as winning itself and this seems to have been lost somewhere along the way. We speak of the need to teach kids from a young age that it is important to show class, dignity and humility in victory and be gracious and complimentary in defeat. Not that you have to like, or get used to losing, but show that you can respect those that get the best of you. And when you get the best of someone else, show that you respect them as well, and do not use the opportunity to destroy or humiliate someone just because you bested them this day.

And to be fair, most parents and many coaches do take these important lessons to heart. But more and more we see too many cases of parents going off the deep end at coaches who lose games because of fairness instead of teaching children win at all costs or at referees who make calls they think are bad or hurting their children’s chance at victory. How many times have we heard of a fight breaking out because a parent confronted another parent about excessive profanity and poor behavior during a game? Or we hear about a parent getting into a scuffle with a coach because they did not like how they utilized their child or how they coached a game? Or we hear of coaches instructing players to injure opposing team members in desperate bids to win?

If we really believe in teaching children these things, we need to make it more than just talk. Coaches and parents, at all levels, need to live by example. Belichick and many players from many teams have stated that at the pro level, you accept defeat as it comes and if you cannot stop an opponent that is your own problem and fault. But what kind of message does this send? If kids see this behavior and think it is not only acceptable but encouraged to humiliate your opponent, then how can we possibly expect them to follow the rules of sportsmanship themselves?

Kids are fairly intuitive, and will sense the hypocrisy of the situation faster than any adult can find a way to explain away poor behavior. They will not buy into a concept that being a good sport and using those lessons to become great members of society and upstanding people is what matters. They will want to score, win and celebrate as their favorite pros do, even if that means beating the stuffing out of someone else in the process. Do as I say not as I do has never been an effective stance by any adult to a child on any subject.

One man who has lived by this example for his entire illustrious career is Joe Paterno. At this stage of his career and life, a lot of negatives can and have been said about the man. He’s over the hill, past his prime, hanging on too long, his best coaching was years ago. But one thing you can always say is that he strives to be a class act on and off the field and always shows sportsmanship in games. He also works tirelessly to instill these lessons and behaviors in the young men that have been his charges over the last 42 seasons as a head coach. He would never, and never has, intentionally run up the score on inferior opponents. Even though the college football landscape has changed to reward humiliating and demoralizing opponents with ridiculous scores in order to impress pollsters, Paterno has never wavered or accepted this behavior. If he has a lead in the fourth quarter, you better believe that the Nittany Lion running game will be in full force to keep the clock moving, the ball on the ground and potentially out of the end zone. He has never seen a need for ridiculous grandstanding on the scoreboard. There have been times when, running with backups and a strict running game, the Lions have still scored late in the game. When this has happened, he actually apologized to the opposing coach. Who does that any more? Not enough coaches at any level.

How you win, and lose, say a lot about who you are as a person and the kind of man or woman you are and will be your entire life. And if we, as a society, truly believe in the importance of good sportsmanship then we need to not merely talk the talk, but also walk the walk at all levels of sports. This means starting in pee wee leagues and moving up through the ranks all the way to the highest peaks of the professional levels. Setting a good example does far more to illustrate a point than merely paying lip service to a theoretical concept. And we can see crystal clear nowadays who follows the walks the walk and who plays lip service, and who are good men and who are merely immature boys.

Taking your starters out in the fourth quarter when you are up 31-7, and they happily secede to their backups, tells me a lot about Tony Dungy and Peyton Manning as men. Leaving your starters in well into the fourth quarter up 38-0, desperately trying to score, and watching your starting quarterback have a cursing hissy fit because of a false start penalty tells me a lot about Bill Belichick and Tom Brady as men also. I know who I would invite to my house for dinner, and who I would leave to their own devices if I found them trapped in a cave facing down a hungry grizzly bear.

But that would not be very sporting of me, now would it?


Steelers Around the World

Once again Steelers Around The World is on a bye week. What’s that? A complaint? Hey, you try flying all over the world and playing football games every week and then come complaining. There’s a ton of jet lag here and the boys need a break.

Plus, I put in a few extra things this week and I’m running way long. I figured by this point you, the gentle reader, could use a break as well. And you’re welcome.


A Dark Force Among Us

There is evil running through the NFL, and it is coming to the forefront. This evil has reared its ugly head before, but disappeared. Now again it gains strength and is preparing to put forth a push to change the NFL landscape. While this evil cannot be stopped, it has been defeated. But as it amasses power, it is obvious it’s time is once again at hand, and the next few years in the NFL will be infected by its terrible presence.

This evil rules through the dark side of the force. It harnesses power from hate, terror and pain. This evil is a Sith Lord. And its name is Mike Martz.

Now, I know you think this is an absurd idea. How could the Detroit Lions offensive coordinator really be a dark lord? But if you look closely at his track record, it all starts to make a disturbing amount of sense.

Martz came on the scene as an offensive coordinator with the Rams in the late nineties. After finishing the 1998 campaign with a paltry 3-13 record, the Rams became unnaturally good overnight. Their offense set records all season including points scored and were almost unstoppable. They were nicknamed the Greatest Show on Turf. Martz’s influence over this offensive juggernaut took them to a 13-3 regular season record and a Super Bowl triumph for the team and head coach Dick Vermeil, something neither had ever done previously.

Martz’s evil ways also turned a never was backup quarterback and former stock boy named Kurt Warner into a Super Bowl and league MVP.

The following year, Martz ascended to the head coaching job, but missed the Super Bowl. During this time he was still working to consolidate power, and Warner was injured. This would affect both in times to come. It also revealed the first real chink in Martz’s Sith armor. He was not powerful enough of an evil Sith to be the head guy. The administrative duties of the position weaken him and diluted his power.

2001 the Rams returned to being unnaturally good, posting a 14-2 regular season record, and once again made it to the Super Bowl as a heavy favorite. But the lengthy season as head coach further weakened Martz and his powers were low during the big game. This caused his offense to falter and lose a close game.

This situation proved how weak Martz was as a head coach. The dilution of power over the entire team, executive offices and team personnel takes away from his ability to dictate on a whim offensive dominance. This would plague Martz repeatedly over the next few years.

To overcompensate, the evil Jedi began pushing too hard, and this caused a previously unrealized problem. In an effort to get back to the Greatest Show on Turf, Martz’s control pushed Warner too hard and broke him. It happened previously in 2000, but Martz never put the pieces together then, his mind too clouded by hate, rage and the grasp at power. Without his favorite toy, he pulled away from Warner and used is powers to create his next great quarterback, Marc Bulger. He used the lessons he learned with Warner wisely and never pushed too much mental influence on Bulger. It succeeded to a degree, but Bulger never became the ridiculous power Martz knew he could conjure. Warner, without Martz’s evil influence, slid rapidly into mediocrity and bounced around the league, never to be the same again.

Martz himself was weakened by the position and the drain on his strength it took to lead. He lost his own health due to his thinly spread power. When he left on medical leave, his connection to the team was broken. They did poorly without his influence, and without this connection to the team, and more importantly the executive offices, Martz was blamed for the team’s failure. Oh, if only they had known it was him who kept things together. Since the departure of their hidden Sith, the Rams have once again fallen into mediocrity with a record of 8-16.

Martz, with lessons and limitations learned, seethed at an opportunity to once again impose his evil will. He latched onto the Detroit Lions intent on showing all how powerful he can be. The team initially took some time to come under his diabolical spell, but only a season. Now the lowly Lions, long an NFL doormat, are ascending again. And there can be no other explanation than the Sith lord that roams their sidelines.

Martz is much craftier this time, never stretching himself too thin. He remains happily the offensive coordinator, a position big enough to wield his power, but not one where he gets spread thin by administration, press and the million other things a head coach can be distracted by. But it will only be a matter of time until he is not satisfied with this alone and will make a grab for more power.

You think I’m wrong? Look at the Lions this year. The team is 5-2 for the first time in 7 years. The have a stranglehold on second place in the division, only behind the storming Packers. They are 14th overall in total offense, yet 28th in total defense and still winning. See? Martz made the offense better with his dark force ways, but the defense is not yet under his spell. Still he commands the team to win. Last year, his first with the team, the offense was 22nd in the league. The year before that, right before his arrival, they were 27th. That is an impressive increase over less than two full seasons. Most impressive.

Still not convinced then explain these things. Kitna goes out of a game this season with a concussion, but somehow it disappears and he is able to not only come back, but lead the lions to victory.

Sounds like some sort of mystical healing to me.

The Lions sweeping the season series against defending NFC champion Bears?

Kevin Jones infecting a new dimension into the offense, one not seen since the days of Barry Sanders?

Matt Millen still continues to hold a job?

The Lions are no longer a punch line in the NFL, something that has not happened in years.

These things like the influence of someone evil to me. Someone who knows the ways of the dark side of the force. Beware he will spread again, to take a position of ultimate power as a head coach. And with the lessons learned from the past, he will not fail again.


Idiot of the week

Eric Mangini gets the honors this week. He spent most of the game last week, yet another lackluster loss, looking annoyed, constipated and nervous like he bet Tony Soprano money on the game, and knew his knees might be broken in the parking lot after the game.

Plus his poor coaching once again killed the Jets. He should have gone with Clemmons earlier, like a few games earlier, but did not. If only to try to shake up the team, it would have been a prudent gambit. But he misfired badly again. Then during the game, he took zero notice of the fact that Thomas Jones was decimating the Bills defense in a very close game. Yet he kept putting the ball, and the game, into Pennington’s beyond shaky hands. Perhaps he should not have squealed on Belichick. Nobody likes a tattle tale Eric.


Taking The Week Off

Chicago – Lovie Smith will experiment with Devin Hester, to see if he has any proficiency at both quarterback and linebacker.

St. Louis – What can they do? Keep their heads down and hope no one in local grocery stores and Blockbusters notices they play for the Rams.

Miami – Getting secret offensive weapon John Beck ready to carry the team to a second half explosion. Or is it implosion? I get confused sometimes.

New York Giants – For the umpteenth year, the team will gather around and have a champagne toast to celebrate their success and 6-2 record. Once again forgetting that the season is 16 games long.


On Tap This Week

I must say, overall I had an excellent week wearing the ol’ prognostication hat. The only problem is that everyone else had a pretty good one as well, and a few had a better week. But I cannot worry about what they do only what I do. What I did though was score another second place finish. That’s me, always a bridesmaid never a bride.

Last week 11-2
Season to date 73-43

Now, in case you did not notice, and I doubt you did considering the media coverage this week, there are a total of 14 games being played this weekend in the NFL. I know, you only heard of one. But trust me on this, there are 14. Mind you, a good portion of those games are not worth watching, but they’re being played nonetheless. And at least three games have epic potential as all three hold keys for the victor to gain some sort of vital control. I am only watching three games this week from start to finish, and it will be these three. The rest, well, show me something and we’ll talk.


San Francisco (2-5) at Atlanta (1-6)

Still recovering Alex Smith and an injured Frank Gore versus Joey Harrington. Yeah, it’s almost too close to call. Mind you, this is one of those games people will skip, including Falcon fans. Ok, down to business. Ummm, well, Atlanta is at home and rested. Yeah, that sounds good.

Falcons over 49ers


Cincinnati (2-5) at Buffalo (3-4)

How long will Trent Edwards be out? Will he even be out? I’m sorry; I’m going with the hot team here. And it’s not the one from Ohio.

Bills over Bengals


Denver (3-5) at Detroit (5-2)

John Lynch could be out longer than expected with the neck injury suffered last week. This does not bode well for an already struggling team. Evil triumphs.

Lions over Broncos


Carolina (4-3) at Tennessee (5-2)

I don’t trust David Carr at home. Like I’m going to trust him on the road. I don’t care how bad Vince Young is playing; he can still beat David Carr.

Titans over Panthers


Green Bay (6-1) at Kansas City (4-3)

Favre has his chance to post wins against 31 teams this week. Ahhh that Brett, he loves the spotlight all to himself. What an impish character. I bet he loves the game too. Sure, KC had the week off and is rested at home. And the Packers are on a short week after playing on Monday Night. I don’t care. I’m going Pack until they fall apart.

Packers over Kansas City


San Diego (4-3) at Minnesota (2-5)

The San Diego offense did not look all that stellar last week, but their defense sure did. All they have to do this week is stop Adrian Peterson. No need to worry about a passing game.

Chargers over Vikings


Jacksonville (5-2) at New Orleans (3-4)

Jacksonville squeaked one out last week, mainly due to some serious errors by Tampa Bay. Quinn Gray got lucky, mostly thanks to a tenacious defense and an excellent running game. But can they hold up on the road against a hot New Orleans squad? Time will tell, but I say no.

Saints over Jaguars


Washington (4-3) at New York Jets (1-7)

The Redskins will take out their frustration from last week on another AFC East team. The Jets are starting Clemmons, but it will not matter who they start at quarterback. Sorry Mangini, way too little way too late.

Redskins over Jets


Arizona (3-4) at Tampa Bay (4-4)

I like Warner and his grit, especially with that elbow. I think he’ll have trouble with the Tampa defense though. Garcia should not, however. If he does, I’m giving up on the Bucs.

Buccaneers over Cardinals


Seattle (4-3) at Cleveland (4-3)

If Cleveland wins and Pittsburgh loses, the Browns will find themselves somewhere they have never been, in first place of the AFC North. That’s right, if those things should happen, Cleveland would be in a three-way tie for first in the AFC North, holding a tiebreaker over Baltimore. Shudder the thought. Tight one here, I’ll go with the hot home team. But if Charlie Frye gets in the game, all bets are off.

Browns over Seahawks


Houston (3-5) at Oakland (2-5)

We have the epic battle of Sage Rosenfels versus Josh McCown. As if anyone were watching this game to begin with. What a dog. Someone has to win, and since the Texans are having some trouble at the moment due to injury, and had a tough loss last week, I’ll take the Raiders at home. *Shudder* I can’t believe I said that.

Raiders over Texans


New England (8-0) at Indianapolis (7-0)

Everyone has been saying this is the game of the season. We shall see, but the setup for a potentially monumental clash is here. This is the first of three big games and definitely the biggest, with control of the AFC, playoff implications and an unblemished record on the line. One thing is for sure, for once the Pats finally face some real competition. The teams are evenly matched, excellently coached, driven, talented and on fire. The losses of Sammie Morris and potentially Marvin Harrison will be irrelevant. Each team will pick up the slack. So who to pick? There will be one team I pick to win, and one team I root to win and never the twain shall meet. I am either getting the win or getting satisfaction.

Patriots over Colts


Dallas (6-1) at Philadelphia (3-4)

This is the second huge game on the slate per my calculations. Philly can climb to 500 and strike at Dallas’ hold on the NFC East, throwing them into a tie with the Giants and pushing themselves into the hunt for the division. The Cowboys can vanquish a difficult division opponent and keep pace with the Packers in the arms race for best record in the NFC.

Cowboys over Eagles


Monday

Baltimore (4-3) at Pittsburgh (5-2)

The third big game on the slate for the weekend and this one contains division ramifications as well. The victor of this tilt will have control of the AFC North. Pittsburgh battled one such game last week, destroying the Bengals attempt to gain ground in the division. We know how that turned out. And those were the same Bungles that beat the Ravens in week 1. This is a heated division rivalry with no love lost between either opponent. That alone should make this tilt worth watching, let alone the division and playoff ramifications it holds. Warning to all, there is nothing wrong with your television, Pittsburgh’s helmets are gold.

Steelers over Ravens