The Crystal Ball 2009 Week 16

Football can be so beautiful in the freshly fallen snow. Well, except when it’s 2 feet of snow, and it gives ding dongs in New York and Philadelphia something to throw onto the field other than beer bottles and hot dogs.

Opening Kickoff

What is this euphoric feeling that has overcome me this week? I don’t know; it seems so foreign. I think I recall feeling this way before. Why, it must be what it feels like to win a game. It has been so long, I had almost forgotten.

The Way It Was

Did I see that right? The Raiders started Charlie Frye at quarterback? Wow. How much do they hate JaMarcus Russell?

Wait, the Panthers sacked Brett Favre? Is that even allowed in the NFL?

Browns running back Jerome Harrison rushed for 286 yards, while all purpose magician Josh Cribbs returned two kickoffs for touchdowns. You wonder if Browns fans just beat their heads against the wall muttering, where have they been all season…

With his 2 returns, Cribbs now holds the all time NFL record for kick returns. I’d say something smart alecky, but he almost had 2 returns against Pittsburgh, so I should just shut my yapper.

Fear not Saints fans. Yes, the miraculous idea of a perfect season is gone. But hey, keep the focus in front. Wouldn’t a Lombardi Trophy look snazzy in the Mardi Gras parade? You bet it would!

Oh look, the Colts won again. Wouldn’t it be nice to see them win it all just to stick it to the Pats?

Detroit placed Matt Stafford on injured reserve, and the rookie quarterback will have surgery on his injured knee. For the hard luck fans of the Lions, I hope this is not a harbinger of doom and merely a bump in the road of a quarterback’s development.

Wow, how far, fast and completely Seattle has fallen into an NFL also ran. How do you lose at home to Tampa Bay, who also fell just as swiftly?

Really Arizona, you had to go into overtime to beat the Lions? Yeesh, even Pittsburgh was able to dispatch Detroit in regulation.

Ok, Jets collapse at the end of the game against Atlanta and Houston has to barely eke one out against the Rams. Terrible right? So how again are they ahead of Pittsburgh in the wild card race? Oh yeah, Chiefs, Raiders and Browns, that’s how.

Unbelievably, Denver lost at home to the Raiders. Somewhere Mike Shanahan is fuming.

Oh, what a shocker, Jay Cutler had yet another crappy game. I’m stunned.

A gift basket recently showed up at Viking headquarters. The card attached said, “Dear Brett and Brad, thanks for the job extension. Love ya bunches. John Fox.”

The Steel Pit

Yes it was messy. Yes the defense surrendered yet another lead. And yes it means nothing in the overall picture of the playoffs. But damn it felt good to win again.

What a fabulous, exciting, thrilling, heart stopping, bowel moving victory by the boys in Black and Gold! Not only am I still buzzing from the first Steeler win in weeks, but also because of the exciting finish to a wild back and forth affair.

There was plenty of good to go around thanks to a very potent offense. Rashard Mendenhall had an excellent game rushing and receiving and is now a hair away from becoming the seventh Steeler to log a 1000 yard rushing season.

Mike Wallace served notice that he is no longer a rookie and will be a very potent threat in the future.

And Ben Roethlisberger threw for 503 yards, becoming only the third quarterback in league history to throw for over 500 yards and 3 touchdowns with no interceptions. His 503 yards also set the Steelers single game yardage record.

But this year, it seems there can be no amount of good with an equal amount of bad. William Gay fell down in coverage, again. Ryan Clark was smoked for a touchdown in the 4^th quarter, when it mattered most of course. The secondary looked in general nothing short of horrendous. And in the 4^th quarter the defense gave up an atrocious 22 points.

Look, not fooling myself. I know the odds are long for Pittsburgh to make the playoffs. And even if they should, the same problems that need addressed in the offseason will still remain. But watching the offense drive the field in the last two minutes to conclude with Mike Wallace catching the winning touchdown as time expired may be the moment of the season. If only because it harkens memories of Super Bowl 43 and gives hope for the future. And right now, in a season of disappointment, I’ll grab any hope I can get.

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

Pepsi has decided to pull it’s advertising from the Super Bowl, ending a 23 year run, to focus its marketing on more online efforts. Well, that and someone at Pepsi finally realized it’s super expensive.

Apparently, Ochocinco and Shawn “Roids Out” Merriman wanted to fight. Since Twitter is involved, I question whether they really don’t like each other enough to exchange blows, or if they’re just being twits.

In honor of Chris Henry, Ochocinco wanted to wear his jersey during the game against the Chargers. But too many people tried to make it into a negative and accused Chad of making Henry’s death all about him. Normally, with professional athlete’s I would agree. But I think in this case, Chad was being sincere. And he should have been allowed to proceed with his tribute.

In other Bengal news, the team attended the funeral for Chris Henry. I wonder how many of the attendees felt about his fiancée speaking during the services considering how Henry died. I’m not being disrespectful, just curious.

I’m getting real sick of the halftime opinion pieces put forth by NBC’s Bob Costas. Can someone tell him this is Sunday Night Football, not Olympic coverage?

The Panthers placed Jake Delhomme on injured reserve due to a broken finger on his throwing hand. Should have placed him there long before due to a broken head.

The Cleveland Browns hired Mike Holmgren as their new team President and football czar. I hope they got more than three magic beans for him. And I hope Eric Mangini has his resume updated.

The Pittsburgh Steelers announced another new investor in their ownership group. Boy, that owner’s box is getting awfully full.

Speaking of the Steelers, thanks to Paul Lukas of ESPN’s Page 2 Uni Watch for this great article about the history of the Steelers uniforms and some of the quirks found in their iconic duds. The section on Polamalu is fascinating in itself, and knowing what I know of the man, unsurprising.

Upon Further Review

Playoffs?!? Let’s talk about playoffs!

As we head into the weekend, the Broncos, Ravens, Jets, Jaguars, Texans, Steelers and Dolphins are all fighting for the two wildcard playoff spots. Yes, some teams have a better chance at nabbing those spots than others, and some teams need an extraordinary amount of help for their playoff dreams to come true. But all teams have a mathematical chance of grabbing one of those coveted post season positions.

Now, while this may cause the players themselves, their front offices, coaching staffs, stadium personnel and fan bases much nervousness, worry and consternation as to what may happen, the league itself absolutely loves this situation.

The NFL loves having 7 teams fighting for 2 playoff spots. It allows the league to continue maintaining their idea of parity amongst the teams in the NFL. It adds to the overall popularity and financial success of the league to be able to tell fans that yes, in any given year your favorite team does have a chance to win it all. There never is haves and have nots, everyone has a shot.

Such a scenario keeps 5 fan bases engaged and buying product in some form or another much deeper into the season. Typically, when a fan base watches their team eliminated from potential post season action, said fan base becomes disinterested and peels away from focusing on the game for other pursuits, say spending time with family or reading.

Now, the NFL already knows that after week one, Rams, Lions and Raider fans on parole will lose interest. But if they can keep the other 29 franchise fan bases engaged, then that keeps product moving, concession sales high, turnstiles spinning and ratings climbing. The longer the NFL can keep each fan base riveted to rooting their team and thinking they may hit the post season, the better.

Being able to point to a season like this one, with 7 teams just in one conference so late in the season engaged in a playoff battle helps strengthen the league’s argument that a fan’s favorite team always has a chance. It’s a better advertisement for the NFL as a whole than plugging the Colts quietly going for perfection.

Just on a side note, I know the Colts are a long way away from obtaining perfection. I think we’ve seen ample evidence through the years that this goal is extremely difficult and all but one who have come close have failed. So I understand why the Colts quest may be underplayed. But doesn’t it seem the overall hoopla of the Colts chasing an undefeated season is far lower than it was two years ago with the Patriots? In 2007 you could not get away from Patriot this and Patriot that. And let’s be honest, that constant, non stop adulation sure made their loss in Super Bowl 42 all the more satisfying. Perhaps that’s a reason why we hear not nearly the buzz. No one wants to celebrate if the Colts should fail.

Regardless, I say to all those fan bases, sit back and revel in your team’s potential chance at playoff glory. Don’t get frustrated, worked up, worried, nervous or crazy. Enjoy the ride. I know the registers and executives at the league offices in New York certainly are.

He Said He Said

“It’s hard to believe the cornerbacks for the Steelers don’t have an interception all season.” – Fox’s Joe Buck during the Steelers/Packers collision.

Uhhh, Joe, no it’s not.

"So I said, 'I'm staying in the game, I'm playing.' I don't know if [Childress' effort] was exactly to protect me, or we had seven points, I'm not sure. That's his call. But we talked it out. We didn't have time, I didn't have time to sit there and say why or what. My response was, we've got to win this ballgame and I want to stay in and do whatever I can.'' – Vikings quarterback Brett Favre

Translation: Do you know who I am? I’m freaking Brett Favre and there’s no way I’m leaving this game no matter how crappy I play!

"Tony said we had no chance. No chance? None? He was a coach. He should know you always have a chance.'' - Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo saying how Tony Dungy’s comments inspired the Cowboys in their defeat of the Saints.

Well, Tony Dungy can be an inspirational gentleman.

"We had 30 minutes of evidence that we could drive the ball on them, we also conversely had 30 minutes of evidence to show they could also drive the ball on us. That's why we took the risk when we did.” – Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin on his decision to kick an onside kick late in the 4^th quarter

Yeah, and the evidence against the Steeler defense was quite damning.

“How the mighty defense has fallen. Wow. Mike Tomlin throwing his D to the wolves.” – SI.com’s Peter King

Hey, Peter, the truth hurts. Just ask Steeler Nation, we’ve been watching it all season.

''We don't need to throw snowballs. We're a classy crew here in Philadelphia.” – Eagles head coach Andy Reid

Yeah right.

"It's probably hard for people to wrap their heads and their fingers around, but this offense is changing, This team is changing on offense. It's not a run-it-first team anymore. And that's not a bad thing, it really isn't. We've got two 1,000-yard receivers. We'll have a 1,000-yard rusher. It's a pretty fun thing." – Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger

Oh Ben, unlike a good many Yinzers, I have no issue with a pass first team. My umbrage lies with a defense that cannot keep up.

Idiot of the week

This week, we have dual award winners, the Vikings Brett Favre and Brad Childress. Due to their antics on the sidelines and in the locker room after the team’s meltdown at Carolina, the Vikings are now in a rather precarious position of cooling down before the playoffs even get here.

The Vikings have an excellent defense and a great running game. They just needed good, consistent quarterback play to push them over the hump. Childress and Favre made a deal with the devil to join forces with each other, and now, the first payment is coming due. And no one is happy with the price tag.

Favre figured at first that yeah, he’ll play the good team guy, throwing for say 200 yards a game just to keep defenses honest from stacking the box against Adrian Peterson. But somewhere along the way, his ego got the best of him. I know, you’re shocked, as am I. Favre knew the weak spot of this team was quarterback, and that’s why he was brought in. But now he wants to be the savior. He wants to be the one people point to when they talk about this Vikings team. He wants to hear, “The Vikings would never have won it all without Brett Favre.” He needs that.

Favre wants the glory, the adulation and the accolades. Favre feels he’s the man. He’s above criticism, questioning and, unfortunately for Childress, coaching and discipline. And when you get a player like that, you get back talk and a refusal to sit out for the betterment of the team. And that leads to explosive arguments and an open questioning of the coach in front of the team.

And now we hear he’s changing play calls at the line. He’s eschewing his best weapon, Peterson, to put the ball in his own hands. He does what he feels will give the Vikings the best chance to win, and his actions show that feeling is Brett Favre back to pass. Plus, you get the distinct impression Favre has no confidence or respect for Childress as a coach or play caller. Well, Brett’s a pretty big idiot, because what did he expect there? Head coaches in general like to think of themselves as kings lording over their charges. Mini geniuses who every call, word and action should be studied as brilliance personified and never, ever questioned. If Favre thought Childress would operate outside of this norm and kowtow to Brett, then he is dumber than previously thought.

Now, let’s not fool ourselves, star players get special treatment. Is it fair in a sport where team is heralded above all else? No. But it is reality. So a star player will always react poorly to being treated like any other player. So when Childress foolishly tries to just that, you get Brett getting all up in Brad’s Kool-aid.

You think after seeing that display the other players will feel they need to listen to Childress? Oh heck no, they’ll follow the “great” Brett Favre. And thus far, that is exactly what they are doing, rallying around Favre instead of their coach. They are willingly following this egomaniac to what will be their early playoff exit.

As for Childress, what did he expect would happen? He voluntarily emasculated himself to “convince” Favre the Vikings needed him. Something Favre had established two years ago. Now, when this headstrong jagoff starts changing plays and freelancing, something he’s been known to do for, oh, his entire career, Childress gets upset? Did you really think Favre would stick solely to the script you wrote Brad? Did you not think he’d change plays as he saw fit? Brett has played a ton of games, and has established in his own mind that his abilities and experience can find the best solution for any situation. And his track record has shown that he will follow those instincts above all else.

On top of that, Childress should have known that Brett does what’s best for Brett. That was obvious when he orchestrated his messy divorce from Green Bay, a team and fan base that made him a super duper star. Did he really think he could control this man and fit him into a mold he needed for his team to win? That’s just foolish. Plus, Childress should have known what he’d get with Favre late in the season. This article by Sal Paolantonio clearly shows Favre’s fading late season skills, and the article was written before Brett ever donned Jets green. And we all know how that season ended for New York. If Childress honestly thought Brett would fall into line and be a good little soldier, do what he was told and be a late season hero, he’s dumber than previously thought.

So, because these two massive morons made a deal with each other to win it all, yet fully expected the other to change and bend to their own wills, and now are creating a rift that could tear the Vikings apart before one playoff snap is taken, Brett and Brad you are both idiots.

On Tap This Week

No, I did not do quite as well as the previous week, but hey, still not bad.

Last week: 10-6

Season to date: 155-68

As the season winds to a close and the top of my pool becomes tighter and more fevered in pitch, I feel like Robert DeNiro near the end of Midnight Run. I’ve come too far, I’m too close…

Sunday

Tampa Bay (2-12) at New Orleans (13-1)

Yes, New Orleans finally stumbled. But there’s no way I’m breaking an ankle jumping off this bandwagon. My seats are too sweet.

Saints over Buccaneers

Jacksonville (7-7) at New England (9-5)

Jacksonville is fighting, if you can call it that, for their playoff lives. New England is fighting for their division. Hmmm, I wonder whom I should back…

Patriots over Jaguars

Houston (7-7) at Miami (7-7)

This week, go fins! Next week, suck on it you oxygen breathing fish.

Dolphins over Texans

Seattle (5-9) at Green Bay (9-5)

Ok, now back to being a fan of the Pack.

Packers over Seahawks

Carolina (6-8) at New York Giants (8-6)

Wow, what a game Carolina put together against the Vikings. Now, they’ll predictably crap the bed the next week. I suppose there’s a chance they may not, since there’s no way Jake Delhomme will be a part of the festivities. But I’m not banking on it.

Giants over Panthers

Oakland (5-9) at Cleveland (3-11)

Ugh. Well, if they can put that kind of offensive effort together again, I suppose I may have to say the Browns. But I don’t feel good about it, for a multitude of reasons.

Browns over Raiders

Baltimore (8-6) at Pittsburgh (7-7)

It’s time for some payback, no matter how the wildcard chips land. Never give up, never surrender!

Steelers over Ravens

Kansas City (3-11) at Cincinnati (9-5)

Back at home, the Bungles will have the cathartic game they need to honor Chris Henry.

Bengals over Chiefs

Buffalo (5-9) at Atlanta (7-7)

Yeesh, what do you do with two teams playing for nothing? Well, Atlanta is looking to finally have two winning seasons in a row for the first time since, ever.

Falcons over Bills

St. Louis (1-13) at Arizona (9-5)

Ok, Arizona, I swear if you screw me again this week. I’m driving to Glendale and soaping your windows.

Cardinals over Rams

Detroit (2-12) at San Francisco (6-8)

Poor Detroit has so little going for it right now how can you possibly pick them? Well, I suppose you could if you’re a Detroit fan and a masochist.

49ers over Lions

Denver (8-6) at Philadelphia (10-4)

Denver is showing that no matter the coach, December is a bad month. And with Philadelphia still having a shot at a first round bye, sounds like a recipe for an Andy Reid celebratory buffet!

Eagles over Broncos

New York Jets (7-7) at Indianapolis (14-0)

I hate the Jets. Of course, by saying that, it could qualify me to be a Jets fan. Shudder at the thought. Indianapolis has nothing more to play for, except I think Peyton may finally want to stick it to Belichick. He’d never say it out loud, but you can see he has a new look in his eyes.

Colts over Jets

Dallas (9-5) at Washington (4-10)

Wow, Dallas won a big game in December! I’m as stunned as the Saints fans. Of course, this week when I give them a chance they’ll crap the bed. But hey, I’ll take a chance. Romo did fairly well for me in fantasy this year.

Cowboys over Redskins

Monday

Minnesota (11-3) at Chicago (5-9)

Luckily for Childress and Favre, the Vikings defense and Adrian Peterson by himself could handle this situation. Or more luckily, Jay Cutler will take care of beating Chicago for them.

Vikings over Bears

The Crystal Ball 2009 Week 16 Thursday Night Special

Welcome to a special Friday Christmas edition of The Crystal Ball Thursday night special! If the NFL Network can use such dumb and confusing nomenclatures for their various broadcasts, so can I.

Is everyone having a good Christmas? Did you get all you wanted, or did Santa find out you were naughty instead of nice?

Since Christmas is the time for hope and joy, there are more than a few fans out there wishing for their hopes of wins to provide the joy of a trip to the playoffs. I hate to be a scrooge, but bah humbug. There will be more than a few disappointed fan bases after Sunday. I won’t be one of them, I’m anticipating failure.

Regardless, I hope every fan savors this moment right here. The moment when hope still abounds, when chance and luck may collide and become opportunity realized. When all the stars align, all becomes right with their world and the dreams of a championship still burn brightly. Most of those dreams will never come to pass this season, but that moment of hopeful anticipation is a wonderful thing.

And hey, it is Christmas after all, you never know what may happen right?

On Tap Tonight

San Diego (11-3) at Tennessee (7-7)

Ok, so what do I do here? Tennessee has been on a decided tear since being humiliated in New England. With the exception of a loss to Indianapolis, which was close, the team has torn it up and Chris Johnson has been a demon on the field. On the other hand, San Diego is riding a wicked winning streak, playing dominant football and over the past several years, unstoppable in December.

I love Tennessee’s moxie, Vince Young’s resurgence and Johnson’s otherworldly ability. And I hate, HATE, the idea of backing Norv Turner on the road. But San Diego can still nab a bye week for the playoffs so they’ve got a goal in mind. Tennessee, well their playoff hopes while still flickering are dimmer than Pittsburgh’s. And we all know how faint those are. So what’s their motivation other than 9-7? Ugh, I may regret this, and probably will since I’ve already vacillated several times, but…

Chargers over Titans

The Crystal Ball 2009 Week 15

Christmas is but a few scant days away, I have none of my shopping done, the driveway is full of freshly fallen snow that needs shoveled, the busy holidays are ramping up and I need to prepare for my annual cornucopia of joy that is 24 hours of A Christmas Story. But hey, there’s always time for football, no?

Opening Kickoff

Hey I was right! I said Randy Moss would be a potential distraction and cancer to the Patriots and it was a foolish move by Belichick to bring on such a malcontent. I just happened to be a few years off as to when this would come to pass. I’m ahead of my time.

The Way It Was

Broncos’ receiver Brandon Marshall broke the single game reception record by catching 21 passes against the Colts. Unfortunately the Broncos lost. But lost in this story? How about that passing by Kyle Orton!

The Ravens beat up on the poor little Lions. Boy they are just big mean bullies.

DeMarcus Ware sprained his neck in a scary moment during last weeks Cowboys game. Thankfully, Ware will be ok

Oh look, Dallas is collapsing, Christmas must be coming! Every time a bell rings the Cowboys lose a game. Ding, dong, ding, dong….

The Patriots look like a shell of themselves lately. And if they are not careful, the hard charging Dolphins will overtake them in the AFC East. I’m just glad Steeler fans are not the only ones suffering this season.

What? Randy Moss was not playing hard? Moss quit on the team? I’m stunned.

Awww Ochocinco hugged the Viking. He’s so sweet.

The Colts set a regular season record for consecutive regular season victories with 22, while establishing the most wins of the decade, 115 and counting, and clinching home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Not bad for a team with young receivers, a young defense and a new head coach.

Boy the Eagles got a steal when they drafted DeShawn Jackson.

I’ve said it before and will say it again. Andy Reid sure can drag out the end of a half. I swear he turns 2 minutes into 30 in a blink of an eye.

Oh come on Arizona, give me a break. You cream the Vikings, but then turn the ball over against the 49ers like it was filled with H1N1? Really?

Titans linebacker Keith Bulluck had 10 tackles, two interceptions and a pass broken up against the Rams and has been lauded this week.

Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco had a 65 percent passing day and throwing for 548 yards against the Lions and has been lauded this week.

Yes, these were great performances, and many have said the ills that suffered these two teams have now been eliminated. But let me just point out one thing. These big games came against the Rams and Lions respectively. So, is everything fixed, or did two teams just beat up thoroughly on two NFL doormats? You decide.

The Steel Pit

After losing their 5^th game in a row a week ago Thursday, things have been relatively quiet. Not only has the team not been very talkative, but most of the national press has pretty much ignored them as well. No news is good news right?

Oh, most everyone has healed as well as they are going do with 10 days off, and the team will have most of its full complement of players ready for Sunday. There will be a few personnel changes for the game, some most likely way overdue. But hey things are quiet, so there may be some peace for a change.

Oh wait, what’s that? Yup, I thought so. It’s a bomb.

I wonder if Tomlin will be able to keep this team from a total meltdown now. Sorry Mike, but the honeymoon’s over.

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

The Cowboys tried a little 3-D experiment on the big screens at Cowboys Stadium. I guess the actual 3-D game wasn’t enough for Jerry.

Uh oh, the Yinzers are getting restless.

Drew Brees was elected to ride on a 2010 Mardi Gras float and chosen as King of Bacchus. Wouldn’t it be great if he were also carrying the Lombardi Trophy during the parade?

Robert Sormanti, the Patriots' mascot, was arrested in a prostitution sting in Rhode Island. I bet he could party with Steely McBeam.

Colts head Coach Jim Caldwell never moves, never gets excited, rarely makes a facial expression, doesn’t rant at players or referees and I’m not sure if he’s even breathing. I’m wondering if he’s just a robot created in the off season by Peyton Manning, who then programs the Caldwell-Tron 2010 to call the plays he wants to run. Show me proof this is not so. Because now the Caldwell-Tron 2010 has been programmed for Peyton to go for 19-0, and with Peyton at the helm I think they’ve got a shot.

The Giants and Jets will submit a proposal to the NFL to host the 2014 Super Bowl in their new stadium. Yeah, that’s where people want to go in February, New Jersey.

The Redskins general manager Vinny Cerrato resigned this week, and was immediately replaced by Bruce Allen. Jim Zorn, get that resume ready.

Upon Further Review

This week, Bengals receiver Chris Henry died from injuries suffered in a strange car accident. Henry had been away from the team as he recovered from a broken arm suffered in a game earlier this season. The NFL will hold a moment of silence for Henry before each game this weekend.

I think most people who follow the NFL are aware of the checkered past Henry has had. I shall not use the occasion of this young man’s death to revisit them. Neither will I ignore his transgressions of the past. Henry was not a saint and for the majority of his adult life, facts that are well recognized. And if not for a benevolent, and desperate for a receiver, Bengals organization he would not even have been in the league this season.

Despite his past, Henry did seem sincere in both words and actions to turn his life around with this latest second chance. And it is because of this I feel for his family, friends and loved ones and send my heartfelt condolences.

Some people take longer to learn the lessons of life. And often they must learn those lessons the hard way. Henry seemed to me to be one of these people. But it appeared that finally, some of life’s lessons had sunk in and the realization of what it took to be a man and take his special gifts seriously had dawned upon him.

The sad part is when he finally turns this corner, his life was extinguished. Never will he get the chance to live the new life he had started to build. Never will those who loved and cared for him finally get to see the man they knew he could be. And never will those who believed in him see that promise pay off.

You always hope to see those misguided souls that contain great talent to finally reach their potential and become all we hope they can be. And with their success, spread to the rest of us the hope and give us an example that we too can overcome the odds against us in our own lives to achieve more. And when that promising light is snuffed too soon, no matter from whom it shown, it dims all of our worlds and pushes hope for ourselves further out of reach.

No, we shouldn’t look to others as a guide to how to live our own lives. The onus of that remains firmly on each person and each person only. But knowing that others as flawed as us can overcome problems similar to our own has always been inspirational and motivating. And when one who starts to walk the path of personal redemption is taken from us, it also takes away that motivation and inspiration from those who could really benefit from it. And that only adds to the overall tragedy, of which we need no more.

He Said He Said

“This is gonna be the best game of my life. I can feel it.'' - Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall before the Colts game where he set the single game record for receptions with 21.

How did he know that? I wonder if he can do that with lottery numbers…

"I'm not worried. His useless banter really doesn't amount to much at all.'' - Cincinnati head coach Marvin Lewis on the antics of Chad Ochocinco

Why worry? Just sit back and enjoy the stylings of Ochocinco.

"I would turn in all three Super Bowl rings and my Hall of Fame bust for one undefeated season.'' - Former Cowboy Michael Irvin

Gee, with statements like that, I cannot imagine why no one takes Irvin seriously as an analyst.

"I don't see the big deal about it. The president cheated on his wife. We're all human. Human beings are the only ones that have just one partner. You watch National Geographic and the lions, they have like five or six partners. The human race is the only being that is monogamous with partners.'' - Seattle wide receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh commenting on the Tiger Woods situation

T.J. you’re as wrong about this as you were about leaving Cincinnati. Penguins mate for life.

“Best records in football since the start of 2007: Colts 38-7, Patriots 35-10” – SI.com’s Peter King

And the total Super Bowl wins combined during that time? Zero.

"Wouldn't it be smart if he took $30,000 and, oh, I don't know, bought winter coats for 1,000 kids in Cincinnati? Can't he find a better use for that money than continue to hand it to the league?'' – CBS’s Randy Cross on the fines levied against Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco

Yes Randy that would be a good idea. You know what he does do? Well Chad does things like when he was here in Pittsburgh, he offered on Twitter that if someone would come to his hotel and drive him around he’d treat them to a shopping spree. Which he did happily. He also likes to act wacky and goofy and bring a bit of fun to a league a bit too stuffy and image conscious. You know what he doesn’t do? Crimes, drugs, drink or commit violent acts against people. And the NFL puts the money from player fines into various disease research centers, charitable initiatives and player assistance funds. So get a sense of humor Cross you douche bag.

“I can't get over Randy Moss. If you didn't see the game, find someone who TiVOed it. Disgraceful.” – SI.com’s Peter King

Disgraceful? Come on Peter, you couldn’t catch a cold let alone a football so withhold judgment of someone who actually can catch. And jeez, you’ve seen this man’s body of work, are you really that surprised he’d suddenly make it all about Randy? King’s just mad because he put Moss on his all decade team and a performance like that makes King look dumb.

"The Steelers are done." – Former Steeler Jerome Bettis on Dan Patrick’s radio show

"Jerome who?" – Steelers’ quarterback Ben Roethlisberger’s initial reaction when asked about Bettis’ comments.

Idiot of the week

This is getting really repetitive, and annoying, but once again a Steeler must be awarded this dubious honor.

Our winner this week is safety Ryan Clark, for his bizarre meltdown during a press conference this week. Now, with the team freefalling into the abyss, the players in an angry funk, and the coaches and management unable or unwilling to take command and turn this thing around I do not begrudge Clark for unraveling. Heck, if someone didn’t show how much the situation was getting to them, I’d wonder if any of them were human.

So why is Ryan here? Well, because he lashed out at the media, who has loved him since he became a Steeler. He railed on their coverage of the team and how it’s been unfair and they do not understand how hard the team is working. He even said they are held to a higher standard and how other markets are not as critical of their teams.

Ryan, that’s just dumb. Most other markets are more critical or they just don’t care. And we know you’re working hard, but there are no results to show for it. You want the press to write something good? Win a game.

Then he lashed out at the fans, which is just a dumb mistake. Steeler Nation is one of the most fiercely loyal fan bases of any team in any sport. And despite the team collapsing like a flan, they’ve still been behind the team. To question them may be one of the most idiotic things a player can do.

The dumbest part of all this is easily that Clark lashed out at everyone outside the organization whilst his play has been a major contributor to the defense’s 4^th quarter collapse and while he’s in a contract year and looking for a new deal with the team. Ryan, do you really think they can sign you again now after dumping on the fans?

So Ryan Clark, while I like you as a person and a player, you’ve given me no choice. You are an idiot.

On Tap This Week

Ok, so we had a few set backs recently, but last week, a rousing performance has narrowed the gap between 1^st and 4^th place and the pressure just increased tenfold.

Last week: 13-3

Season to date: 145 - 62

I cannot say it enough, I want that Wii Fit. Let’s see who blinks first. The final push begins…

Saturday

Dallas (8-5) at New Orleans (13-0)

This game on the NFL Network is a special Saturday edition of Thursday Night Football. Why they couldn’t just call it Saturday Night Football, you’ve got me. Regardless, it matters not what nomenclature they use, it still means the same thing at the end of the game.

Saints over Cowboys

Sunday

New England (8-5) at Buffalo (5-8)

Hmmm, Belichick seems to have a few problems on his hands. Somehow, I do not think Buffalo qualifies as one of them.

Patriots over Bills

Miami (7-6) at Tennessee (5-7)

Miami is coming on strong and fighting not just for a playoff spot, but the division as well. But they have yet to see Chris Johnson in person.

Titans over Dolphins

Houston (6-7) at St. Louis (1-12)

Oh look, Houston wins a meaningless game when all pressure of a playoff opportunity has been removed.

Texans over Rams

Arizona (8-5) at Detroit (2-11)

Ok, if Arizona screws me this week, I’m totally putting coal in their stockings.

Cardinals over Lions

Atlanta (6-7) at New York Jets (7-6)

Yes, Chris Redman has played well in relief of Matt Ryan. But hey, the Jets have a shot at the division. So who has more at stake?

Jets over Falcons

Cleveland (2-11) at Kansas City (3-10)

Ewww.

Chiefs over Browns

Oakland (4-9) at Denver (8-5)

I still miss how Shanahan made it his personal mission to stick it to Al Davis. At least somewhere he will watch proudly as the Neck Beard continues the tradition.

Broncos over Raiders

Cincinnati (9-4) at San Diego (10-3)

I don’t know where the Bungles passing game went, but they’re not going far without something to distract from the run.

Chargers over Bungles

Chicago (5-8) at Baltimore (7-6)

What’s the over/under on interceptions made by Ed Reed on Jay Cutler? 10? 11?

Ravens over Bears

San Francisco (6-7) at Philadelphia (9-4)

I was impressed by Philadelphia by showing resolve after losing the lead last week against the Giants. Perhaps they may finally have found a pair.

Eagles over 49ers

Tampa Bay (1-12) at Seattle (5-8)

Well, it is a home game. I suppose that means Seattle will dominate by double digits.

Seahawks over Buccaneers

Green Bay (9-4) at Pittsburgh (6-7)

Do I honestly believe Pittsburgh has a team capable of beating Green Bay? Yes. Do I believe Pittsburgh will defeat them? I have my doubts. But hey, it’s Christmas, a time of miracles. So be of good cheer and pure of heart Steeler Nation. Sometimes Christmas comes early if you only believe.

Steelers over Packers

Minnesota (11-2) at Carolina (5-8)

I don’t care anymore what Carolina team shows up. I’m going with the Minnesota team that has that one quarterback, you know, the one who does Wrangler commercials? I’ve heard he’s pretty good.

Vikings over Panthers

Monday

New York Giants (7-6) at Washington (4-9)

Oh I have no idea. I suppose it’s time for New York to win something.

Giants over Redskins

The Crystal Ball 2009 Week 15 Thursday Night Special

Welcome to week 15 of the NFL season, where we converge on exciting Jacksonville! Yes, I said it. Come on Jacksonville is exciting. They have Tim Tebow and……Tim Tebow.

For tonight’s game, the City of Jacksonville and a group called “Touchdown Jacksonville-Revive the Pride” will be hosting a Tealgate party. The aim is to get the local fans involved, engaged and excited about the Jaguars and having an NFL team in their fair city.

Something tells me this is like fighting a fire with a slow running spigot and a sippy cup. Tonight will mark the first time this season the Jaguars will NOT be blacked out in their local market. That’s right. Even though the NFL gave the team permission to cover a large portion of their seating to create the illusion of selling out the stadium, they still cannot. Even though the team is decent and better than say half of the remainder of the NFL, the locals really do not care. Oh, I’m sure there’s a feverish group dedicated to the team. But the majority would rather watch the Gators.

If the Jaguars leave town, would anyone care? Ask me in two years when we’re rooting for the Los Angeles or London Jaguars.

On Tap Tonight

Indianapolis (13-0) at Jacksonville (7-6)

I know, the word on the street is the upset is looming. Jacksonville, fighting for their playoff lives, will be set to topple Peyton and company. The Colts will rest their dinged up starters and risk losing for the first time this season to get healthy for the playoffs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I say meh to it. If Jacksonville had all that much fight in them, then tell me why they crapped the bed, at home, last week to Miami? Oh, they had the opportunity, but not the execution. What makes you think they will on a short week against one of the best teams in the NFL? Yes, you can sit around and tell me stats about how the Colts have just squeaked by in some of their wins, and how well Jacksonville did in their last match up. But you know what? I’m not buying it. Yeah, there’s a good chance the Jags could come out and do a number on Indianapolis’ back ups. But I’d rather back Peyton for 2 quarters or less than David Garrard for an entire game.

Colts over Jaguars

The Crystal Ball 2009 Week 14

It happens once a season. I put my picks in, don’t pay attention then have to root for a crappy team to pull off the upset. This year, I accidentally picked Tampa Bay over Carolina. Oops. Such a mistake would not have been so bad if not for the fact that I was risking a pick with the Titans already. Double oops.

Opening Kickoff

More than ever, I maintain the Black and Gold are going to the Super Bowl and I’ll be right behind them. With the Steelers season effectively over, New Orleans is now the official temporary team of the Crystal Ball, and we’ll root them all the way to Miami. Go Saints!

I know that sounds like fan sacrilege, but trust me, it’s cool. We’ll revisit this come playoff time.

The Way It Was

In Atlanta, Michael Vick ran and threw for a touchdown against the Falcons. Not only that, the Falcon fans cheered him. Amazing how time can heal all wounds.

Ha ha, Patriots lost again. Yes, it’s a minor consolation in yet another disappointing week from the current NFL champions, but I’ll take a Patriot embarrassment too.

Are the Redskins playing to keep Zorn’s job? It looks like it, except yet again they came up short.

Amazing, the Saints looked like it would be over, yet they pulled it out. That’s how a champion plays.

Really Mike Singletary? That’s how you roll? You put the boots to a decent AFC team but cannot finish off a horrid NFC division opponent? Come on!

Thank you Cowboys, for allowing me to watch two horrid defensive performances in a row.

Has there been a better heads up play than Robert Meacham stripping the ball after an interception and then running it back for a touchdown? Not for my money there hasn’t.

Wait; is there a brewing quarterback controversy in Kansas City? Is the great Matt Cassel not working out? Really? Who would have thought paying a career back up big money without seeing proof he can lead a team in more than relief duty would be a bad idea! Hmmmm, maybe the Buffalo Bills?

I’m thinking that perhaps there is some truth to the theory that Scott Pioli really didn’t do all that much in New England. Isn’t it funny how everyone who leaves there fails miserably? You best watch out Josh McDaniels.

Ok, so Tim Ruskell leaves as general manager of the Seahawks. The team is a mess, obviously, and it will take some real work to put it back together as a Super Bowl contender. But I question why Seattleites are going gaga over the possibility of Mike Holmgren taking the job. Isn’t he one of the reasons the team is in the condition it is now? I know he hasn’t been the GM in quite some time, but I’m sure he has some significant input in turning this team into poo on a shingle.

Josh Freeman you made me look dumber than usual. Really, 5 interceptions in your game, two of them coming in the red zone? Josh, I need no help looking foolish, thank you very much.

Wow, Rex Grossman made it into a game. Now Texan fans know Chicago’s pain. He was so bad Matt Schaub miraculously recovered from his injury.

The Steel Pit

Somehow it seems fitting that the season ended with a whimper on a terribly cold night in Cleveland. I’m not sure why, but it just seemed fitting.

You know what’s been amazing about Pittsburgh’s collapse? Each week they lose, and I think, wow this is awful. There’s no way it can get any worse. They’ll beat next week’s patsy I’m sure. And then next week comes, we crumble against said patsy and somehow it gets worse. Actually at this point, I’m fascinated and amazed by this phenomenon.

Oh, I still have to fight off the urge to vomit. After all I did just watch Pittsburgh lose to two of the crappiest teams in the NFL, as well as completely torpedo any hope at the playoffs, in the span of 4 days. But I’m still amazed.

I could go off into a rant about William Gay and Tyrone Carter getting schooled, again. Or possibly expound on the defenses struggles, again. I thought of even going off on the offense and their unimaginable ability to move the ball against the Cleveland Browns. Or even Bruce Arians ridiculous play calling that seems to always stifle drives and confound his team.

I thought of the embarrassment of losing to Eric Mangenius or Tomlin’s promise of change left unfulfilled. Maybe even expounding on the fact that Cleveland has scored a total of one touchdown by a running back this season, and it was Thursday night. Or, horribly, I thought of discussing the 8 sacks given up by the offense, both the fault of an ineffective offensive line and an indecisive Roethlisberger. But you now what? Actually right now I feel good.

Yes, the Steelers season is effectively over. A playoff spot would require winning out and having a mondo amount of luck, which most likely will not happen. But I actually feel fine about it. I know, that sounds absurd, but I do. I feel strangely, yet wonderfully, liberated.

Now for the remainder of the season, I can watch games merely for the joy of it, instead of sitting on eggshells hoping that our flaws are not exposed and that the team can pull out a win. I need not worry about the playoffs and a potential collapse in the post season, because it just won’t happen. I feel free in an odd way.

Sure, another Super Bowl would have been wonderful, and really stuck it to the Patriots. But you cannot win it every year, and the team still has the most wins in the big game than any other team. In addition, I get to potentially see the enjoyment of a team win the Super Bowl that never has before. Go Saints!

And the plus side of all the team’s deficiencies being put on display is that now the coaching staff and team administration can look at the team with objective eyes, work to fix those flaws and build a better team for next year. I know, it’s grasping at straws, but I’ll take any positive I can.

Although in some ways negative and some ways positive, 2009 has been quite memorable for the Pittsburgh Steelers. So come on boys, let’s go out in style and kick a few more fannies. Call it a gift to your fans, because we need one right about now. And after all, it’s almost Christmas!

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

Oh look, Tom and Gisele had a baby last week! If Tom has a baby, then how can he be a baby? Curiosity abounds.

After a touchdown last week, Chad Ochocinco strode to the sidelines and donned a poncho and sombrero. For his wacky antic, the NFL fined him $30,000. Thank goodness for Chad, because he promised more to come. I’m strangely curious to see what he’ll do in the playoffs.

In a recap of the decade, Sports Illustrated released a bunch of best of lists this week. One of my favorites was Peter King’s; specifically for his playoff game and Super Bowl game choices. Ahhh, good times.

Redskin Clinton Portis has been placed on injured reserve and is considering retirement. Now, with yet another big name going down for the season, do we really think an 18 game season is a good idea?

This is the video of Viking E.J. Henderson breaking his leg. Trust me; it’s not for the feint of heart. Here’s hoping E.J. recovers well and is able to come back next season.

In The Merry Old Land Of Oz

This segment leaves us this week. The regular season of my league completed, and I did not make the playoffs. I should have, based on accumulated points since I tied by record with a cat who made the playoffs. But alas, what the league rules say and how the application actually works are two different things apparently.

But I had fun, learned a few things, got too worked up about individual performance and completely nerded out on football. All in all, an excellent waste of time. I will do it one more season at least, since I’d like to try the draft. So we’ll come back to this next year and see if lessons learned can mean a championship.

Until then, fantasy nerds rejoice, fantasy baseball is right around the corner. Let me know how it turns out.

Upon Further Review

This week we’re going to something completely different and step outside the world of professional football. I know, I should have warned you to sit down first. But something has been on my mind lately and I feel compelled to share.

What’s on my mind is Tiger Woods and his amazing time management and organizational skills. With the seemingly endless revelations regarding Tiger’s private life and his “transgressions”, the astounding points of his ability to keep the various aspects of his life in order have been lost on almost everyone.

Now, I’m not going to sit here and condemn Tiger for what he’s done. As far as I’m concerned, his extramarital activity is between him and Elin. And obviously they’re having their own troubles working through that. I’ve said often that what happens between two people in a relationship is between those two people and not the business of anyone else. If those two people care to share it with others, that’s their choice. Otherwise we should keep our noses out of their troubles.

Right now, this ever expanding state of affairs, no pun intended, is their business not ours. And I say this despite what TMZ or E! News might tell you. We tend to spend too much time focusing on the lives of the rich and famous instead of putting that time and energy into our own lives. That, however, is a discussion for another day and another forum, specifically Quick Thoughts and Nonsense, check it out.

Back to my point; with each new chippie that comes out of the woodwork looking for her 15 minutes of fame by acknowledging she knocked boots with Tiger, I become more amazed with the man. Not because he racked up a giant tally of chicks, but because he was able to.

Think about it for a minute. Tiger has a wife and a family. He has a full time job as a professional golfer that also takes up a multitude of time, both in actual on the job performance as well as travel and practice time. He has a side business where he designs golf courses. On top of that, he works for a myriad of corporations as a spokesman, which requires a significant time commitment. How did he find the time to have a harem of nookie on the side?

Yes, we could easily sit in moral judgment of Tiger regarding his “transgressions”. But what we should be doing is sitting in awe of his time management skills. How he managed to fit all of this into his life I’ll never know. I have enough trouble holding down a full time job, a wife and two dogs and fitting into that hobbies and chores to make my own world go around.

Once everything dies down and Tiger pulls his life back together, he’ll never have to worry about money again. He’s found a second career for when his golf game leaves him. He could easily go on the road speaking to corporations and businesses regarding time management and organizational skills. Honestly. If he can keep track of all of that, keep it in order and find time to address everything and keep everyone relatively happy whilst maintaining his well crafted public persona and shrouding his extracurricular activities from everyone, well the man should be teaching the rest of us how to maximize our time and keep our lives in order. And for the p-hounds out there, he can teach them how to get more tail for less.

He Said He Said

“We didn’t make a play to win that football game, defensively.” – Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin

In which game?

"I'd have to cut him before he cost me my job.''- Analyst Tony Dungy, on what he'd do if he were the coach of Redskins kicker Shaun Suisham

I don’t believe that at all, especially from a man who stuck by Mike Vanderjagt.

"The commissioner has talked about the risk the owners take. We're not financially invested in ownership, so we don't face that, but we're physically invested in this. What's the price tag for that? Ask [permanently injured Buffalo tight end] Kevin Everett the price tag. We feel we take great risk every time we take the field. I'm sure the owners feel they take great risk every time they invest their money. Where is the common ground? That's what we need to find.'' - New England quarterback Tom Brady, on the current collective bargaining talks between players and owners.

As much as he annoys me, Brady makes an excellent point.

"Stop [expletive] looking at that thing and get your mind right!'' – Oakland quarterback Bruce Gradkowski to left tackle Mario Henderson during the final drive at Pittsburgh

Shame he didn’t give that pep talk to the opposing defense.

"Huh? I'm just trying to win a game, man. What's coach [Jim] Mora's response to that? That's where we're at." – Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin when asked about the Steelers playoff chances.

Playoffs? Don’t talk about playoffs! At the very least, Tomlin has a wicked sense of humor. I’m sure he needs it right now. I know I do

Idiot of the week

This week it’s easy. The idiot is us, Steeler nation. Specifically, the idiots are those of us who stayed up late to watch the end of the debacle that was Pittsburgh at Cleveland. Yeesh, never did sleep seem like a better option than watching football.

On Tap This Week

Each week I try, and each week I watch yet another person slip past me toward the front of the pack. I feel like Pittsburgh. Awww, too soon?

Last Week: 9-7

This Week: 0-1

Season to date: 132-59

Sunday

New Orleans (12-0) at Atlanta (6-6)

Next stop on the Saints Express, Atlanta. Please have your tickets ready for departure. Honestly, after last week in Washington, how can you pick against New Orleans?

Saints over Falcons

Seattle (5-7) at Houston (5-7)

Ugh. Which mediocre team will prevail? More importantly who will care?

Texans over Seahawks

Denver (8-4) at Indianapolis (12-0)

Yeah, I’m sorry Peyton. I didn’t mean to doubt you. I’m back in your corner, I promise. I used my MasterCard this week just as a show of faith.

Colts over Broncos

Carolina (5-7) at New England (7-5)

Ok, the Pats are not the world beaters they once were. But they can kick Carolina’s fanny.

Patriots over Panthers

Buffalo (4-8) at Kansas City (3-9)

Good gravy.

Bills over Chiefs

Detroit (2-10) at Baltimore (6-6)

Let’s let the embarrassment continue. The only way I could feel good about the Steelers is if Baltimore crapped the bed against Detroit. That is highly doubtful, though.

Ravens over Lions

Cincinnati (9-3) at Minnesota (10-2)

This is a defining game for both teams. If Cincinnati wants to be taken seriously, they need to win. If Minnesota wants to show they’re a legitimate contender and last week’s fiasco at Arizona was an anomaly, then they must crush the Bungles. And even though the real Brett Favre showed up last week, I’m going with the latter.

Vikings over Bungles

Miami (6-6) at Jacksonville (7-5)

Yeah, Miami did a good job last week. But I think its more anomaly than anything. That’s not confidence in Jacksonville, just doubt in the Dolphins.

Jaguars over Dolphins

New York Jets (6-6) at Tampa Bay (1-11)

Go Sanchize! I wish my fantasy team was still in effect. With Freeman’s new penchant for turnovers and the Jets defensive proclivity for forcing turnovers, it would be a jackpot!

Jets over Buccaneers

Green Bay (8-4) at Chicago (5-7)

I feel like some cheese.

Packers over Bears

Washington (3-9) at Oakland (4-8)

Who’s the bigger crap fest? I’m going with the team that took New Orleans to the limit, not the one that lucked out playing a paper champion.

Redskins over Raiders

St. Louis (1-11) at Tennessee (5-7)

Chris Johnson highlight film forthcoming.

Titans over Rams

San Diego (9-3) at Dallas (8-4)

Hmmm, Norv Turner or Wade Phillips? It’s like Sophie’s choice, except you cannot give up both.

Chargers over Cowboys

Philadelphia (8-4) at New York Giants (7-5)

With a fat new contract to match his pant size, Andy Reid will prevail. Or at the very least, grab a slice of New York style pizza. Either way, he walks away a big winner.

Eagles over Giants

Monday

Arizona (8-4) at San Francisco (5-7)

If that’s the true Arizona team I saw last week, this is a no brainer.

Cardinals over 49ers

The Crystal Ball 2009 Week 14 Thursday Night Special

Wow, Tomlin was right, the Steelers did unleash hell. Because if watching the Raiders beat Pittsburgh at home isn’t hell, I don’t know what is.

Let’s face facts. This team currently is mediocre at best. At worst, we’re looking at a bad team and a mere shell of the unit that won the Super Bowl. Does it have the capacity of being a high caliber team? Absolutely. But will it? Who knows?

I’m resisting the urge to go on a screed about the team, we’re not quite there. Oh, we’re close, but not there yet.

I don’t understand how a team that can defeat the Vikings, a good team, can lose 4 straight with two against abysmal AFC west teams. I just do not. I don’t know where their mojo went, but someone find it and fast.

As for the Oakland game, there’s not much to say. Look, the offense screwed up more than once. Three trips into the red zone that resulted in a field goal, a failed 4^th down conversion and a turnover do not spell world beaters. But at least in crunch time they stepped up. The same cannot be said for the defense.

This game falls squarely on the defense. The defense consistently gave up big play after big play, to a career backup quarterback at home.

They cannot stop big plays, nor can they seem to force turnovers without Troy. The only thing they can do with any semblance of success is prevent opposing running backs from reaching 100 yards of rushing. But any more, I think teams are eschewing the rush to go after Pittsburgh’s exposed secondary. And so far, that has yielded big results for the opposition.

So what is the problem? Why is a unit that looked so dominating last year now at best the middle of the NFL pack? Well it’s like a king size bed with queen size blankets; there are not enough covers to go around.

Troy is out, so they have to cover for him. Aaron Smith goes out so those remaining must cover for him. Larry Foote and Bryant McFadden left, but instead of their replacements taking over, those remaining must cover for the sub par players in their spots. This is especially true in the secondary, where William Gay has proven to be far more ineffectual than advertised.

I said previously that at least this season the Super Bowl defense is going better than in 2006. Now, I wonder. It would seem that the team is getting caught up in a cycle of mediocrity that is self perpetuating. Of course, having Big Ben and Hines having a war of words in the press and Troy questionable for the remainder of the season doesn’t help either.

Maybe I must think 2006, when I went back and watched the Super Bowl XL highlight DVD and it made me feel better. Hey, it’s already like 2006, complete with a crappy loss to the Raiders.

On Tap Tonight

Pittsburgh (6-6) at Cleveland (1-11)

"Hines will do what's best for Hines, I'm sure." – Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger

Hines Ward has a strained hamstring, is listed as questionable and said he will try to play tonight, but it’s doubtful he will. Yes, taste the irony of Hines’ becoming injured a week after questioning Ben’s toughness for not playing. They stated they kissed and made up. But I think Ben’s thinly veiled dig, said earlier in the week, kind of tells everyone that things are still a bit frosty between the two.

Well, playing in Cleveland tonight will not help, with game time temperatures in the low teens and wind chill making it terribly colder. This will be a game of attrition, and one with the season on the line. That flicker of hope I have is as small as my confidence. But hey, as long as it’s still there, we forge ahead….

Steelers over Browns

The Crystal Ball 2009 Week 13

In the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal, a new one is brewing that will blow the doors off of Tiger’s Escalade. Peyton Manning has a “transgression” that will rock the sporting world to its core. Peyton prefers…..Visa! Batten down the hatches, kids, this one’s gonna be huge!

Opening Kickoff

Wait a minute; did I really see advertising the other week stating the Titans and Texans comprised the nastiest rivalry in the NFL? Oh no no no, that's just not true. Does no one remember last year’s AFC Championship game? That is the nastiest rivalry in the NFL. And dang it, we lost round one.

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The Way It Was

Did everyone else enjoy watching Bill Belichick run up the white flag against the Saints as much as I did? I think Sean Payton should have stuck it to him with multiple late game scores, but he’s not a jerk like good ol’ Bill.

Awww, poor Tom Brady had to take a seat. Now, why don’t they do that in games New England is winning handily?

The Saints may be the most enjoyable and most fun team to watch in the NFL.

Something told me to take Houston over the Colts. Boy am I glad I don’t listen to that voice very often.

Really Andy Reid, an onside kick off to start the game? Dillhole.

Wow, the Eagles really know how to drag out the end of a half. I believe there’s still 15 seconds until halftime left.

Did Indianapolis forget to pack their defense when they traveled to Houston? Oh no wait, they found it. Had it packed under Peyton’s head shots.

And for the umpteenth week in a row, which Panther team will show up? Darn, it’s the crappy one.

The Panthers need to have an intervention with John Fox and his insistence on putting the game in Delhomme’s hands instead of his running backs. Honestly, if you’re not going to switch quarterbacks, then at least play to your strengths.

Now how did I forget Kyle Boller was starting for the Rams? Oh yeah no one knows who plays for the Rams.

Go Chris Redman, revive that career my man!

Really, Jack Del Rio? You’re down by 17 with 7:36 left in the game with a 4^th and goal from the 3 and you attempt a field goal? Yeah that’ll turn the tide.

Boy, San Diego sure was mean piling it on against poor little Kansas City. Funny too how fast the Chiefs returned to form after their big victory over Pittsburgh. Grrrr.

Chris Johnson made wonderful 85 yard touchdown run. Shame it was spoiled on the very next play by the Titans giving up a kick return for a touchdown.

I knew the Wildcat would be useless without Ronnie Brown, and wrong I was not. They used Ricky Williams in the formation at the quarterback role, and he promptly tossed an interception in the end zone.

I think the NFL should amend their officiating rule book and require that no matter the game or weather, Ed Hochuli must always wear a tank top.

The Giants placed linebacker Antonio Pierce on injured reserve with a bulging disk in his neck. At least New York has that Yankees World Series win to savor.

The Browns placed nose tackle Shaun Rogers on injured reserve as well. Like that will make a difference in the crater that is the Browns season.

The Falcons released long time, yet ineffective, kicker Jason Elam. I wonder if the Colts will sign him to back up Matt Stover, who they signed to back up Adam Vinatieri when he was injured.

The NFL established a new set of rules regarding concussions, stating players showing any sign of a concussion may not return to action that day. This is a great step in the right direction regarding this issue. And while I agree with Gregg Easterbrook that more needs to be done (scroll down to the concussion update) let’s look at the positive side here. Finally the NFL is taking this issue seriously and taking action as opposed to their previous stance of ignoring the issue, giving lip service and throwing up smoke screens about the seriousness of head injuries.

Ok, yes, I’ll admit the Steelers handled Ben’s concussion and game status rather sloppily. If he wasn’t good enough to start, he should have been made inactive instead of dressed as the third string quarterback. It looked especially bad compared to the Cardinals, who did not mess around and took Kurt out of the equation all together. But let’s not overlook the important fact that the team did not allow Roethlisberger to play at all. As teams, players and coaches adjust to the new reality of how to handle concussions, there will be mistakes made and clumsy actions. But as long as the end result is that injured players sit, then the NFL and its teams are moving in the right direction.

The Steel Pit

Steelers 17 Ravens 20 OT

I’ll be honest I did not expect much from this game. I figured with Dennis Dixon making his first start on the road in Baltimore, the team reeling a bit and the Ravens looking for some semblance of payback after last year’s demoralizing AFC Championship game loss, Pittsburgh would probably lose.

However, even with expectations at an all time low, it hurt worse than I thought. I was prepared to absorb a loss, but a heartbreaker in overtime? No, I wasn’t ready for that. And I figured right from the start we might have a chance when I saw big Ed Hochuli stride onto the field. That’s always good times.

I said before the game that Baltimore’s plan on defense would be to stack the box and dare Dixon to throw. They did, and Mendenhall made them pay and Dixon showed chutzpah against a fierce rush. Did the Ravens’ plan work? I’d say less than successful.

Considering their obstacles, the offense did quite well. Against a good, if showing its age defense, Rashard Mendenhall had over 100 all purpose yards and looked more and more the number one running back. The line played well and Dennis Dixon did everything asked and a bit more. He did lose some accuracy in the second half, but he still did well, throwing for one touchdown and running for another.

When a backup starts, especially one as raw as Dixon, all you can ask of him is to control the ball, keep the offense moving, make a few big plays and avoid turnovers. And Dixon did this admirably for 60 minutes. Unfortunately no one told Dennis about overtime. Yes, I’m sure he’d love to have that last pass back. But the truth remains, he should have never been in that situation.

I also said Baltimore’s offensive game plan would be to consistently pick on cornerback William Gay and safety Tyrone Carter with intermediate to long passes while hitting Ray Rice on short passes. Unfortunately, I could have been wearing a name tag that said Hello My Name is Nostradamus.

Yes, the defense did limit Ray Rice to very few rushing yards. But what they didn’t limit was the big plays. And those killed the team. The worst was in the 4^th quarter, when Baltimore was stuck in a 3^rd down and 22 yards to go situation while the Steelers held a tumultuous 3 point lead. Baltimore gained 17 yards to set up a 4^th and 5. And what happened? A pass to Ray Rice underneath that resulted in a first down as well as huge gain which set up the game tying field goal.

Everyone needed to step up and play lights out in the absence of both Polamalu and Roethlisberger, but the defense failed at the end, again. This marks the fourth game the defense gave away in the fourth quarter, and it would seem all the replacements, new starters and ages are catching up with the unit. While I know half the teams in the league would love to have this defense in their current shape, as fans we’ve seen them at their best, and this is not it. Perhaps this is just not Pittsburgh’s year. Hey, you cannot win them all I suppose.

And now, the team sits on a three game losing streak and on the outside of the wild card chase. It’s strange to say that, and realize its true, since three weeks ago the Steelers were poised to take over the division. Excuse me while I go attach a car battery to my earlobes and shock myself back to February of this year.

Only In Faux NFL Reality…

So did I hear right during Thursday night’s game? Yankee manager Joe Girardi is helping Mark Sanchez learn to slide? Apparently Sanchez will need some additional lessons.

Ok, now once was annoying, but as a regular segment? No. The Windows 7 seven words to recap segment has got to go; it’s pure awful. Are networks and the NFL that desperate for advertising dollars as to create this new level of ridiculousness? They can't be right? Obviously shame plays no part. I have 7 words I like to use when I see this sort of invasive, blatant advertizing, but you can't say them on television.

Here’s a great article detailing the creation of the first objective test for concussions. Anyone else surprised that once again, the Steelers led the NFL in change for the better?

Two workers doing maintenance at Cowboys Stadium slipped and fell both suffering significant injuries. If I worked for the Cowboys and someone asked me to go up on a roof or in the rafters, I think I’d answer with a definitive hell no.

If I ever have kids, I am not going here when it’s time for their birth. No way, it’s just too creepy.

Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was cited for going 109 mph on a Minneapolis highway last week. Good gravy, why was he going so fast, he’ll never catch Chris Johnson for the rushing title that way.

You know that commercial for NFL Play60 where Drew Brees throws a pass to President Obama while Troy Polamalu defends? I like the commercial, and more importantly the message of getting kids out to play and exercise more. But Troy, with all the injuries you’ve had this season, do you think extra curricular stuff like that is wise? The Madden Curse lives.

Did you hear Jets coach Rex Ryan complaining the other week about the Patriots disrespecting his team by throwing long with the game already in hand? Hey, Rex, I know you spent a few years in the AFC North, but come on. Is this the first time you’ve seen the Patriots? That’s what they do dingbat.

Clear a path people, “genius” coming through! What a jerk.

In Pittsburgh, there is a weekly TV show called the Steelers Huddle. This season they have had revolving hosts, I suspect in an attempt to find a new permanent host. Last year, the host was Hines Ward. This season, they’ve had Ryan Clark, Max Starks and others take a turn. This week, the guest host was kicker Jeff Reed, who performed his duties wearing at t-shirt that said I don’t wanna grow up. No duh Jeff.

Woah, check it out. Steeler country converted actor Jake Gyllenhaal, a long time Patriots fan, into a Steeler fan. Take that Tom Brady.

In The Merry Old Land Of Oz

I lost by 11 points. I started Atlanta’s defense because I figured, against the Buccaneers they might score me some points. They scored 4 points. The Jets defense, however, scored 24.

One of these days, I’ll figure this thing out. But for now, there’s still hope for a winning season record. So here we go!

Upon Further Review

I should have saved the link, but I read in an article this week regarding the Eagles that the NFC East has 11 Lombardi trophies within the division. So I thought, hey, let’s look at all the divisions and see who has the most trophies and how many teams hold them. Just a fun little exercise; after all we don’t have to delve deep into a serious subject every week.

NFC East:

Number of Lombardi Trophies: 11

Teams Won: Cowboys (5) Giants (3) Redskins (3)

NFC North:

Number of Lombardi Trophies: 4

Teams Won: Packers (3) Bears (1)

NFC West:

Number of Lombardi Trophies: 6

Teams Won: 49ers (5) Rams (1)

NFC South:

Number of Lombardi Trophies: 1

Teams Won: Buccaneers (1)

AFC East:

Number of Lombardi Trophies: 6

Teams Won: Patriots (3) Dolphins (2) Jets (1)

AFC North:

Number of Lombardi Trophies: 7

Teams Won: Steelers (6) Ravens (1)

AFC West:

Number of Lombardi Trophies: 6

Teams Won: Raiders (3) Broncos (2) Chiefs (1)

AFC South:

Number of Lombardi Trophies: 2

Teams Won: Colts (2)

What did I find interesting? There were more trophies in the AFC West than I realized. A handful of teams are really hogging all the glory. And if you’re a fan of a team in either South division, it’s been a lonely time. Well, lonely for those fans and Browns and Bungle fans.

He Said He Said

“You gotta flush that thing to become a hole” – Matt Millen on Thursday Night Football

That’s what she said.

''Please don't talk to me about moral victories and things of that nature.'' – Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin

Yo, Mike, I only want to talk of actual victories. Think we can do that this week?

"Any time you have a lead in the fourth quarter and lose, it stinks." – Steelers defensive end Brett Keisel

Been quite a bit stinking lately.

“Not even close.'' - Carolina quarterback Jake Delhomme on if he’s had a season as frustrating.

Until next season, if one exists for Jake.

"I've spoken to no teams and don't intend to do so while there is a current head coach.'' – CBS NFL analyst Bill Cowher

Say it with me Bill, Show Me The Money!

"Anybody that sees us coming, they better bring their best, because that's what we're bringing to the table.” - Steelers offensive tackle Willie Colon

Willie, tell the defense it’s time to bring their share to the table as well.

"We will unleash hell here in December." – Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin

Since most of November has been rather hellish, why not?

"I almost couldn't do it, because I was peeing my pants. I'm serious." – Titans owner Bud Adams on watching his team’s game winning drive

Uhhh, yeah. Make up your own Depends joke here, I’m leaving this one alone.

“It's not fun but you can get knee replacement surgery, you can have rotator cuff surgeries, but you can't get a new brain.” – Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger

Excellent point Ben, although if that ever becomes an option I’ve got a list of people I’d like to submit.

"I think it's probably one of the friendliest cities I've spent time in in America and I've really enjoyed that. Maybe it's because I'm an outsider and I see things a little clearer, but nobody ever talks about the beauty of the architecture in Pittsburgh, the churches, the steeples." – actor Russell Crowe talking about Pittsburgh

Thanks Russell. Maybe if someone like you extols the virtues of this great city, everyone else will finally get what I’ve said for years, and understand why this place is beyond great and one of the best places to live in the world.

Idiot of the week

I’ve detected several patterns in idiots this year. It’s full of guys who punch, Eric Mangini, and sadly Steelers.

This week’s winner is one of my favorite players, receiver Hines Ward. Unless you’ve been on the moon, by now you’ve heard Ward’s comments regarding Ben Roethlisberger, his concussion and missing Sunday night’s game at Baltimore.

Ward spent all week performing damage control, and while he may be honest in his assertion that his comments were out of frustration and misconstrued, the damage is still done.

By opening his yap in the first place, Ward created a maelstrom of controversy over an already white hot topic. Everyone and their nephew chimed in deriding Hines and his opinions. If it weren’t for Tiger and his transgressions, it would probably have been the big topic of the week.

Not only that, but by questioning Roethlisberger’s courage, and if you ask me it takes more to admit to having a concussion, he made Ben look bad in front of everyone. And anyway, how can anyone even question Roethlisberger at this point? He willingly stands behind an offensive line that routinely gives up sacks. If that’s not brave, what is? Plus, it wasn’t even Ben’s call to sit out; it was the doctor’s call.

The whole episode made Hines look even dumber when you take into account that he fully supported Ryan Clark when he sat out the Denver game because it risked his long term health. Hines, playing could potentially risk Ben’s long term health, what’s the difference my man?

Ward’s statements were ignorant and uninformed at best, and irresponsible and divisive at worst. Don’t get me wrong, I love Ward and way he plays the game. But his attitude and opinions reflect a culture in the NFL that is long overdue in changing, and at least now grudgingly headed toward that very change. I’m glad in some way he apologized to Ben, and has made some attempts at fixing the mess, but that doesn’t change one simple fact. This week, Hines you are an idiot.

On Tap This Week

I kept thinking last week I was getting creamed, but overall, the damage was not too bad.

Last week: 10-6

This week: 1-0

Season to date: 125-52

It wasn’t great though, as I lost most close games, and on top of that the cat at the top extended his lead. Ouch. Well, it ain’t over, I hear no fat lady warming up yet. And yes, my win/loss totals have been slightly adjusted. Realized somewhere I messed up the math. Apparently simple addition is beyond me some days.

Sunday

Philadelphia (7-4) at Atlanta (6-5)

I think Andy Reid is planning on starting this game off with a pooch punt. Regardless, how confident do you feel in Chris Redman starting his first game in almost two years? Me either.

Eagles over Falcons

Tampa Bay (1-10) at Carolina (4-7)

Ugh. Well, I’m going with Carolina, but I will not be surprised if Josh Freeman pulls out a plucky win on the road. I hate the Panthers so much right now.

Panthers over Buccaneers

St. Louis (1-10) at Chicago (4-7)

Hey, Cutler can beat St. Louis, right? Ha ha ha!

Bears over Rams

Detroit (2-9) at Cincinnati (8-3)

I know Larry Foote is accustomed to beating the Bungles, but I think like his former team, he’ll be sorely disappointed come Sunday evening.

Bungles over Lions

Tennessee (5-6) at Indianapolis (11-0)

Indianapolis has been winning with overachieving rookies, Peyton playing at MVP levels and a large dollop of luck. Plus with the division and a playoff spot locked up, they can pretty much cruise to the number one seed. Tennessee has been riding Chris Johnson’s cape backed by a newly confident Vince Young and are fighting for an outside hope at a wild card spot. I’m talking myself into something crazy….

Titans over Colts

Houston (5-6) at Jacksonville (6-5)

Grrrr. It doesn’t matter who I pick in this one, the other team will win. Some games just chaff my rear. This is one of them.

Jaguars over Texans

Denver (7-4) at Kansas City (3-8)

Yeah, I know. Denver has a crappy record against the Chiefs in Kansas City during the month of December. So what? For the past few years, the Chiefs have a crappy record in Kansas City from September through December.

Broncos over Chiefs

Oakland (3-8) at Pittsburgh (6-5)

Big Ben is back, the team is at home and a long time hated rival is invading Heinz Field. It’s time to put this season back on the right track and get in position for a playoff spot. Now.

Steelers over Raiders

New England (7-4) at Miami (5-6)

Hmmm, gee, since Belichick despises division opponents, and Miami is shorthanded without Ronnie Brown, I wonder what will happen…

Patriots over Dolphins

New Orleans (11-0) at Washington (3-8)

Next stop on the Saints Express, our nation’s capital. Boy, this bandwagon is super comfortable and comes with every amenity.

Saints over Redskins

San Diego (8-3) at Cleveland (1-10)

If Norv Turner cannot beat Cleveland, then he’s a worse coach than Eric Mangini. Well, even if he does that debate may still rage in my own head.

Chargers over Browns

Dallas (8-3) at New York Giants (6-5)

Ok, yeah, Romo and the Cowboys have had middling success in December. But right now, New York would give Eli’s right foot for middling success.

Cowboys over Giants

San Francisco (5-6) at Seattle (4-7)

I’m sorry I doubted you last week, Mike Singletary. I will not make the same mistake this week.

49ers over Seahawks

Minnesota (10-1) at Arizona (7-4)

Oh wow, as soon as he takes the field, Brett Favre will break yet another record this one for most consecutive starts. Peter King will then explode.

Vikings over Cardinals

Monday

Baltimore (6-5) at Green Bay (7-4)

Is Baltimore’s defense still a world beater? No. Is Green Bay’s offensive line better? No. But I still like the Pack at home, and not just because it’s good for Pittsburgh’s playoff hopes. But that does help.

Packers over Ravens

The Crystal Ball 2009 Week 13 Thursday Night Special

Woo hoo, it’s our first December game of 2009. The regular season rapidly approaches its zenith as we forge toward the playoff entrant end game.

And what better way to kick off the month of December football than heading north of the border? That’s right, tonight’s game will be held in Canada, with the Toronto, I mean Buffalo, Bills hosting the New York Jets. The star of stars TO will be wowing the hosers as only he can, because after all, the Bills are North America’s team.

You know what I like about Canada? The space. The land mass of Canada is huge, 3,512,524 square miles to be exact. And their population is 33,864,000. I think there’s twice as many people than that in the Lower East Side.

That’s a wicked amount of space per person. And I know what you’re thinking, oh so what, it’s winter up there like half the year. So what? I’m sure there are more than a few people crammed into a sardine box in East LA that would gladly trade a bit of nice weather for some elbow room.

Everyone touts about their health care system, beer, hockey, comedians or generally funny accents, but I love Canada because it’s huge. Break me off a piece, I need a winter home.

On Tap Tonight

New York Jets (5-6) at Buffalo (4-7)

Ok, how about some actual game items then, eh? Buffalo, with an interim coach, has suddenly found an offensive spark with Fitzpatrick and Owens. I love the combination of these two. One is Ivy League, the other Division II yet in the NFL worlds come together. How about that for a Christmas story? On the other hand, the Jets’ defense awoke from a slumber last week and Matt Sanchez, well, he’s still a rookie. There is no home field advantage, and both teams seem schizophrenic when it comes to playing well, and I know I’ll regret this but….

Jets over Bills